Argent said:
Ohhh! There are levels of Ick here that Wizardru can't put in the story hour due to Eric's Grandma.
We'll see rabbit, we'll see.
Welcome to the next update. Expect a new one every few days, if life slows down a little.
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Why don't you be a good servant of Fharlangann and hit the road?"
The cleric was biting his tongue. Good. Casparo didn't bother turning around to look at him. Rali had that amused look on her face. She liked Rannos more than Casparo did, but that wasn't hard. The guy was OK, but he always thought he was right. Nothing irritated him more than the self-righteous.
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It's a simple task that the church needs help with. You did say you'd still be willing to..."
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Why is it that whenever your church asks us to do something simple, it never turns out to be simple?"
That got him. Now, sip the ale slowly. Let him simmer. Casparo waited for the indignation, while he acted non-chalant. But instead of the expected outburst, he only heard a sigh.
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I suppose that's true, isn't it? Listen, Casparo...Rali...My church is asking for your help. They've been, at the least, fairly generous. I'm sure they will continue to be. There are few people left in the city with our level of skill at dealing with....complicated problems."
Well, well. That was probably the most honest the cleric had been in months. Maybe he wouldn't string him along for ten more minutes. Casparo had every intention of agreeing from the minute that Rannos had arrived...but he wasn't going to let him know that. Any more than he was going to let him know about his latest rash of "business" dealings. The priest might go apopleptic on him.
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No Orriculum swiping?", he asked indifferently.
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I made sure you got to keep the last cache we found, did I not? And the items of....the things we found?" Rannos looked around carefully, trying to make sure no one knew of what he was speaking of. Casparo found this patently ridiculous, of course. The cleric could delude himself that his church was good at keeping secrets...but the fact of the matter is that much of the details of their previous expedition was common knowledge.
Every fool on the street knew, in varying degrees of accuracy, that Rannos and his companions had released...something. Most of the idiots didn't realize that their worst fears were better than what they had actually unleashed. Rannos' name was a household word around Bashad, but it garnered different reactions depending on what kind of scum you were talking to. Casparo, for his own money, couldn't figure out how Rannos had pulled it off, though. He unleashed an ancient evil on the world, and they
promoted him. As far as Casparo was concerned, that was the equivalent of his accidentally killing someone during a burglary, and then being made the captain of the town watch.
Idiots.
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You can have an ale with me, tell us where to meet you, or sit there like a statue. We'll be there, shortly."
Rannos merely nodded, gave a disapproving stare and looked at Rali. Rali, who was drinking two mugs for every cup that Casparo drank, made a face at the priest.
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Aye'll be there soon enough. A woman can' be expected to face the day with less than four mugs in her."
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How many have you had so far?"
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Five. Aye said 'Less than' not 'no more than'. One more an' I'll be along. Now either smile or hurry along...yuir souring my ale with that look."
Rannos look became even more reproachful, if possible, and he stalked off, muttering as went. Rali merely smiled sweetly as he left, signalling the barmaid with a small wave.
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Ye shouldna ride him so much, ye know. He could 'ave brought the curse up, eh?"
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Ye gods, are you people ever going to forget that?", Casparo grimaced. "
How was I supposed to know the stupid ring was cursed? You'd think I'd planned it the way you lot go on about it!" The truth was, he was a little defensive about it. It seemed like a great idea, at the time. Delusions of any use the ring might have had faded pretty quickly, when he couldn't make them back off far enough to have some privacy whlie he was trying to hit the head. Lord knows he wasn't about to bed the wenches who were following him...some of them hadn't had a bath since...well, he wasn't sure they'd ever actually
bathed, when it came to it.
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Heh. We would'na mention is nae so much, if ye didn't keep fussin' so much when we do. An' that still dinna answer tha question. Why do ye always give the priest such a hard time?
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ME? Give HIM a hard time? What do you think he's always doing? Thinks he's better than me, and you know it. Maybe if he stopped acting like I'm going to steal the good silverware all the time, I'd be a little nicer."
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Aye, well I'm nae sayin' he can' be a prick sometimes...jus' that ye don' have to play along, eh?"
Casparo wasn't convinced, but he nodded and mumbled a weak agreement. The dwarf could give the cleric a run for his money when it came to prosteltyzing, he'd found. She just wasn't as pushy about it. Suddenly he heard a sound of ringing chimes. Looking up, he saw the dwarf had put down her mug and risen from the table. The ringing came from her weapon, held high and viewed with concern by many of the bars other patrons. She insisted on carrying it virtually everywhere these days...when the Library guard had confronted her about it the last time, she claimed she was a bard and it was her instrument. What was more amazing was that she had actually convinced them that it was.
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Hey, if he behaves, I'll behave. How about that?" And that was true, for about as far as it went.
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"If the two of ye keep at it, I'll make ye honorary dwarves fer bein' sa pig-headed and stubborn. But ye'll need to grow beards, not that sad excuse ye've got now."
Casparo smiled, and quietly wondered if there was money to be made in selling fake beards to balding dwarves.
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Look out the window. Now." Cuhlain had assumed his 'mentor' voice.
Rannos and Alden walked to the shuttered window in the Strider's cloistered room, and opened it. Both looked out upon the courtyard below, where throngs of people were running about in a state of near panic, from the looks of it. They had seen people discussing in huddled groups on the way over, but the state of activity had increased in the few minutes they'd spent waiting. Cuhlain had refused to discuss anything until they had all arrived.
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What's going on, Strider?", said Rannos, with a sinking feeling in his stomach. "
Have the attacks begun again?"
Cuhlain's face made it clear that this wasn't what he wanted them to see. Rannos knew he would have come out and simply told them...unless it was important he see it, first. Rannos' eyes scanned the crowd, looking for something that would explain the elder priest's reticence. Then he felt Alden's hand on his shoulder, and the trembling in his voice.
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Up there. Look. Up. There."
Rannos looked first at Alden's face, tense and going white. He looked up, and saw it.
The Moon.
And Someone...something...
was DRAWING AN EYE UPON IT.
He looked back at Alden, questioning his own senses. Alden looked back, silently shook his head, and they both gazed upon it again. To their horror. Something was creating a graven image of an angry, evil eye on the surface of the moon, glaring down at the unfortunates below. The moon. Where SHE was. A message was being sent, and it made Rannos feel sick. Alden and he both understood planar and astrophysics, though he was more of an expert at the former and Alden the latter. They knew how large the moon was, and how far away it was.
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H...How? How is..."
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Does it really matter?, Alden sighed.
Rannos had to concede the point. One by one, the others went over to look. No one had bothered to look up at the moon, it was clear. Rannos saw his reaction mirrored four times more, and then turned back to Cuhlain. His face must have asked what was on his mind, as the Strider began speaking immediately.
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Fifteen minutes, we think. People are reacting poorly. We need to prevent a full scale panic. Dozens were killed running for the portal last time. I do NOT want a repeat of that."
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Well, surely you don't think that we can..."
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Of course not. But the panic is being fueled by some members of the Cult of the Moon at Library Square South. They've assembled and are preaching that the end times have come. The situation is explosive. It's not what I originally summoned you for, but I could use your help for this, as well. It would be on the way to the situation I need you to investigate."
Delwyn spoke up. "
[color=sky blue]Are we to disperse them? What if they don't go peacably?[/color]" The psychic warrior had been working with the Library Guard for several months now, and was a capable leader. His reputation as a combatant was greater than that. The tone of his voice was controlled, and gave no indication of his take on the situation, or his preferred method of dealing with the situation.
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Nothing so extreme, I hope. If you can get them to quiet down, perhaps, or stop panicking people, that would suffice. If they prove difficult...use your judgement. At this, he stared directly at Rannos, who nodded.
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The Cult of the Moon? Who the hell are they?," asked Alden. Rannos shuddered angrily in spite of himself.
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A relatively new cult, they only appeared a few months ago. They're radicals, and believe that the attacks were caused by the moon. They believe it's evil. They intend to fight back, and have been successful in drumming up support to help them."
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Well, they have that part correct, I suppose. So exactly how are they plannning on fighting the Ral'Shar, if they're on the moon?"
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They're building a ladder."
There was silence for a moment, followed by a cough from Rali.
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[color=sky blue]How high is it?[/color]", asked Delwyn, smiling.
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No one knows. No one outside of the cult has seen it.
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That's great, really. But what I want to know", began Casparo, "
is what you really wanted us to do, and is it going to lead to a payment of a less than spiritual nature? I mean, don't get me wrong, I love having things inject eggs in me for the sake of the church...but everyone's got to eat...unless you're a Ral'shar, I guess." He smirked a challenge.
"Yes, you'll be compensated. The church is not naive or irresponsible, Casparo. The task is to investigate a local shop that we think is connected to the Cult of the Moon. We suspect they may be involved in this situation somehow. Many of the rumors have been spread by a woman named Chani...a former associate of yours, I believe, Casparo?" Casparo merely rolled his eyes skywards.
"Ahem. Yes, well...we believe the cult may be headquartered in the rooms above their shop. We want to you to go and request them to calm down some. Perhaps they can be convinced to restore order, instead of inciting a riot."
"What makes you think they'll listen to us?", asked Tazendra. She had been leaning against the back wall, almost in a meditative state. The strider seemed to struggle with the question for a moment, glancing at Rannos. "What?".
"They think I'm a....harbinger. A blessed figure - gifted, somehow", Rannos spit out from within gritted teeth. "I'm like a prophet, in their eyes. IDIOTS."
"Lunatics, is more like."
"Whatever they are, Casparo, they are also a growing force in Bashad. And while we don't agree with them, they are not breaking any laws...yet. We would request you go to Bob and Bob's mercantile and..."
"Bob and Bob's...the place co-owned by a halfing and an Ogre?"
"Yes, yes it is. More associates of yours?"
"No, it's just a shop I know of, all right?"
"I see. Well, please, speed is of the utmost importance. I would like you to travel to the shop and speak with their head priest, religion to religion. Ask him formally to try and calm his followers down, and help keep the peace. If he declines, there is little we can do, but we need to try."
As the group began shuffling out, listening to Casparo's directions, the strider stopped them for a moment.
"Rannos, one more thing. Please TRY not to kill anyone."
Reflecting on it later, Rannos would always think that life would have been much less complicated if they hadn't.