D&D 5E Azers?

[Evenglare]

Just browsing through the monster manual and I came across something interesting. Apparently azers are not born they are forged from another azer. So... i think you can see what the next question is, but if not... how did the first azer come into being?

 

[MortalPlague]

Created by the gods?

Maybe there has always been an azer. The very first one came into being with the creation of all things.

 

[Evenglare]

I too thought of the god idea, I was actually wondering if this had any merit from the D&D "canon" in whatever edition or campaign setting.

 

[Minigiant]

Like 100 other things.... Asmodeus had the first azer commissioned.

Another one of those 20,000 year long schemes after an efreeti beat him in a board game or dance contest or something.

 

[Warmaster Horus]

Just browsing through the monster manual and I came across something interesting. Apparently azers are not born they are forged from another azer. So... i think you can see what the next question is, but if not... how did the first azer come into being?

Which came first, the Azer or the Anvil?

 

[Roger]

I think I've got a modern translation of the old creation myth around here somewhere...

MORADIN: yo hey bro check it out I has an azer

CORELLON LARETHIAN: lol whut

M: imma gonna let these little guys loose

CL: moronid whut r u doin

CL: marodan stahp

CL: yur d00d fell face-first into a vat of fire

M: no see his beard is MADE OF FIRE pretty awesome hunh

CL: that is the lame dankness dude

CL: as the patron saint of luxurious hair i must protest

CL: also where dem azer womyns at

M: lol couldnt get their BEARDS OF FIRE to look right so its just all bros

CL: moradin we need to have the talk about reproduction

M: ewww fine i will start over. where are we throwing our garbage these days

CL: enemetal chaos lol



It sounds a bit more regal in the original Draconic.



Cheers,
Roger

 

[AmerginLiath]

"...as the patron saint of luxurious hair..." BWAHAHAHA!!!

 

[Ahrimon]

The primordials stole dwarves and remade them. Not understanding the whole reproduction thing and seeing that the dwarves loved their forges they figured that's as good a way as any.

 

[Nellisir]

 

[txshusker]

Which came first, the Azer or the Anvil?

In Webster's Common Dictionary, aNvil comes before aZer.