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CRGreathouse said:


A long time ago, I took Latin. I may not know much, but "x" isn't a letter in Latin - there were a few Greek words transliterated into Latin with an "x", but it's not a native letter.

Plus, none of the words look even vaguely familiar to me - I'd expect to recognize at least some.

<CRGreathouse searches the Web>

<CRGreathouse continues to search the Web>

Now I'm convinced it's not Latin. I can't find any references to any such words in Latin - and "x" still isn't a letter.

Yeah, reapersaurus confused the hell out of me when he said that. I'm taking latin right now, and yeah.. It didn't look latin, but I tried looking it up in a dictionary. The closest word to "Charir" is Chara, which means "Wild cabbage." At that point, I was pretty sure it wasn't latin :)

Moving on...

So how's the site coming along? :) I'm anxious to see it. And much thanks for undertaking it!
 




CABBAGE
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Tiny Plant
Hit Dice: ½d8 (2 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 0 ft.
AC: 7 (+2 size, -5 Dex)
Attacks: ---
Damage: ---
Face/Reach: 2½ ft. by 2½ ft./0 ft.
Special Qualities: Plant
Saves: Fort +2, Ref ---, Will +0
Abilities: Str ---, Dex ---, Con 10, Int ---, Wis ---, Cha ---
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Challenge Rating: ---
Alignment: Always neutral

Plant: Immune to mind-influencing effects, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, and polymorphing. Not subject to critical hits.

Cabbages are generally 9 inches in diameter and weigh 3 pounds.

DIRE CABBAGE
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Medium-size Plant
Hit Dice: 2d8+2 (11 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 0 ft.
AC: 5 (-5 Dex)
Attacks: ---
Damage: ---
Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5. ft/5 ft.
Special Qualities: Plant
Saves: Fort +4, Ref ---, Will +0
Abilities: Str ---, Dex ---, Con 13, Int ---, Wis ---, Cha ---
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Challenge Rating: ---
Alignment: Always neutral

Plant: Immune to mind-influencing effects, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, and polymorphing. Not subject to critical hits.

Dire cabbages are generally 3-3½ feet in diameter and weigh 200 pounds. A single dire cabbage can feed a family for a month.

FIENDISH DIRE CABBAGE
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Medium-size Plant
Hit Dice: 2d8+2 (11 hp)
Initiative: -4 (-4 Int)
Speed: 0 ft.
AC: 5 (-5 Dex)
Attacks: ---
Damage: ---
Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5. ft/5 ft.
Special Attacks: Smite good
Special Qualities: Plant, resistances, SR 4
Saves: Fort +4, Ref ---, Will +0
Abilities: Str ---, Dex ---, Con 13, Int 3, Wis ---, Cha ---
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Challenge Rating: ---
Alignment: Always neutral

Smite Good: +2 damage with a single melee attack 1/day.
Plant: Immune to mind-influencing effects, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, and polymorphing. Not subject to critical hits.
Resistances: Fire and cold resistance 5.

Fiendish dire cabbages are dire cabbages that have been raised in the infernal planes. While resembling the typical 200-pound cabbage, they have a malicious intellect and have a keen liking for torturer and pain. They smite evil whenever they have the chance - which is rare, considering that they don't have melee attacks.
 

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HALF-GREEN DRAGON DIRE CABBAGE
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Medium-size Dragon
Hit Dice: 2d10+4 (15 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 0 ft.
AC: 9 (-5 Dex, +4 natural)
Attacks: ---
Damage: ---
Face/Reach: 5 ft. by 5. ft/5 ft.
Special Qualities: Plant, acid immunity
Saves: Fort +5, Ref ---, Will +0
Abilities: Str ---, Dex ---, Con 15, Int ---, Wis ---, Cha ---
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Challenge Rating: ---
Alignment: Always neutral

Plant: Immune to mind-influencing effects, poison, sleep, paralysis, stunning, and polymorphing. Not subject to critical hits.

Half-green dragon dire cabbages are generally 3-3½ feet in diameter and weigh 200 pounds. They are much tougher to harvest than most such cabbages; their leaves are scaly and hard on the outside; it takes a good farmer a full minute to harvest one with a good-sized blade.
 


Wolfspider said:
Man! I'd hate to have gas after eating one of those cabbages! :eek:

The real problem is the half-green dragon dire cabbage. It's immune to acid, so what happens in your stomache? How do you digest it?
 

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