Banewarrens d20 (Angelsboi's party)

"I promised myself I'd stop ensorcelling the suicide waves of mooks the day it stopped being fun." I'm eager to explore the potential of a bard and needed a change of pace. :) Anyways, here's some nonsense to bump the thread. Maybe I'll do a post about Elwood's groovy lute exploration in the cavern of the mushroom king. Which reminds me, that's the name of the composition he made on his natural 20 craft (music) check. Look forward to enjoying this psychadelic masterpiece in a tavern near you. "In the Cavern of the Mushroom King," by Elwood Darey. But until then I'll post this:

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"Help me, please!" the crumpled figure pleaded from his place beyond the bars.

He had been a prisoner in the foul caves for at least a tenday at this point. It was impossible to judge for sure without benefit of the sun's warm, gentle rays. In the deep there was only the sparse light of the mold and the omnipresent stench of heady musk. As far as Elwood was able to determine, the noxious scent came from the lizards themselves, skulking bipeds that he had overhead speaking a pidgin form of Draconic. Nothing that he had overheard gave any clue to the fate of his companion, though. It seemed almost an eternity had passed since the two minstrels were sitting at their campfire, each with instrument in hand and joined in a duet to celebrate the coming winter. Yet the harmony of their voices betrayed an underlying anxiety, and it was an anxiety that became justified as quickly as the troglodytes' stench and their ambush came upon the two adventurers. Darvin was first to rise and meet the challenge, immediately beginning to sing in a strong tenor that conjured forth powerful magic. Elwood followed in turn by exchanging his lute for the quarterstaff at his feet, prepared to defend his mentor long enough to repel the assault. Yet Darvin choked upon his words, overcome by the smell, and Elwood's staff was of no avail against the scaled hunters.

Elwood still bore some cuts and bruises in his place within the cell. When first awakening days ago he had found himself stripped of instruments, pack, and belt. The creatures were not so stupid after all to deny him his component pouch, and while the bard had a fine singing voice it would not be enough to compel his captors for a release without the use of a charm. So Elwood was left alone, shackled in the crude stone cell to worry over the fate of his companion and to lament their shared failure. For days this had continued, left alone but for the company of his own voice and clapping, sustained by the rationing of wet, edible mosses within the chamber and beginning to regret the smell of his own waste as much as that of the troglodytes. Why am I kept here? Who is your chief? He would attempt to communicate in simple Draconic whenever a lizard could be heard outside, but their only answer was silence and that silence's implication grew to terrify him. Perhaps he was being kept for food, or even yet a sacrifice to their foul god? What news of Darvin? Whatever plans the creatures had were obviously disturbed when some time after Elwood had resigned himself to whatever fate may bring, the monsters disappeared. And now he had been roused by the sound of voices. Voices speaking Common!

"I beg of you, release me!" The bard's hoarse call was met by the sounds of clanking steel and hurried footsteps across the unworked stone. A voice responded in turn, rather oafish, but nevertheless having what Elwood's trained ear could pick out as an accent peculiar to Elven's Crossing. "We're the good guys, hang on!" The pitch suggested a half-elf: a burly, enthusiastic half-elf. Elwood could pick out several other pairs of feet approaching, one moving with appreciable stealth and almost drowned out entirely by the noise of heavy armor. "Wow, they had a prisoner down here!" When the voice bellowed out again Elwood grimanced and rolled his eyes, regretting the notion of being rescued by amateurs as much as he relished the prospect of freedom. No sooner did the half-elf speak then another voice chimed in, murmured with exaggerated disgust but intentionally clear enough to be heard: "And you figured that out by yourself? Congratulations." Elwood would later recognize the voice as belonging to the company's druid, and that none of their members were in good spirits due to the loss of a wizard from their number earlier in the caves.

The bard retrieved his belongings from the chamber outside while sharing the story of his capture. An agreement was quickly struck to join them and discover Darvin's fate. For at least a while, Elwood Darey had joined the Company of the Eleventh Hour. After a search of the surrounding tunnels he was forced to concede there was no sign of the senior minstrel. But by this point Elwood had determined that these yokels were in desperate need of his services. Or, more truthfully, that they were now the best chance for him to liberate the treasures of the Forge. If Darvin still lived then time would tell, but Elwood knew that his mentor would prefer he press on. You must be prepared to make many sacrifices combating evil. And Elwood had pledged to make those sacrifices, just as Darvin had. By the light of the silver moon they would prevail and on a silver harp they would celebrate victory. Someday.

Someday.

"I miss you, friend." Elwood whispered the words and clutched at a pin in the recess of his pocket while trailing after the party into a veritable forest of tall fungi. For all the pain that Toril could bring it truly remained a fantastic world full of beauty and hope. He relaxed his grip upon the pin and smiled for his first time under the mountain.
 
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Update after this Sunday

This coming session's possible encounters:

what's behind Duergeddin's Door numero uno? open the door and visit the sealed forge.

smoke 'em peace pipe with the myco king: take a wait and see attitude and learn more from the Big Toadstool.

Erland's brute squad makes an appearance: now that we have the key. will Erland's band show up?

starvation, dehydration, and fatigue: winter is coming and we are running low on supplies.

learn more about the lost bard.
 

The roper encounter, the other point of view

They retreated back into the cell out of the foul creature's reach.

"Is Ulfgar alright? He just sort of crumpled back there." asked Veridian as the entered back into the safety of the unused jail.

"Uggh, I feel as weak as a newborne babe" croaked Ulfgar as the rest of the party pried his armor off him so he could breathe better. "Whatever that thing did to me, it wasn't fooling around."

Their new companion Elwood, was looking a little better than the dwarf, aided by the fact that he could still move under his own power.

"Well at least the half-elf got away so there's some hope of a rescue." Elwood said the rest of their party leveled their gazes at him. "Oh come on, I mean I know he may be a it crude but he's not a total id-"

"YES, he is" interrupted Thane "Things are only worse for him being out there."

"That reminds me." said Veridian "Back in a second".

"Try not to get your ass kicked by an invisible Troglodyte" said Thane

"Bartol's not by the door anymore, which probably means he's going to try something" Said Veridian ignoring the Druid's comment

"Great." intoned the party in sarcastic unison.

As they made plans for their escape, Veridian heard a shuffling at the far end of the other carven exit. "May as well see what he's planning."

Veridian decribed a scene where the barbarian threw the hobgoblin skeleton at the roper attempting to appease it.

"Did he miss the part where it said it wanted blood struggling meat?" asked Thane

The roper was of course, not appeased. The rest of the party attempted, futily, to dissuade Bartol from any futher attempt to appease it. They'd formed a plan to fill the cavern with magical fog and sneak past the blinded roper. The attempted to convey This to Bartol but in typical fashion the barabrian would not listen.

"And he's gone off again, oh great, what now?"

The party seated themselves outside of the jail knowing that a show was soon to be imminent.

A few minutes later Bartol appeared again, this time with one of the bodies from the Myconid King. Everyone else hoped he'd obtained it without pissing the king off.

again, as everyone save Bartol expected, the Roper was not appeased.

"Must be bloody, must be fresh" it said.

As he left a thought occured to Veridian "He's running out of things to feed it, I'd be forry for the creature, but please let him just give it a horse so we can be done with it, I don't mind if I have to walk back to the glenn."

Bartol of course decided rather than just a horse carry an extra rider, he's throw it something else. He decided to give it the bear meat the party had just obtained. Again there was no appeasing the creature.

The party was screaming at him now, begging, pleading, and threatening. Anything so he would just stop trying.

"Gone." said Veridian "He's gone again, just like an entire winter's worth of food he fed it, just like Ti...Oh no, he wouldn't dare would he?" veridian looked at Erik and Thane with panic in his eyes. "Bartol would try to feed the Roper..."

The unsaid name fell heavy on their ears, it seemed to echo in the silence. Timmay

"If he does" said Erik "Then when I get my hands on him I'm going to..." "We're going to beat some sense into him" finished Thane.

"Yes" replied Veridian "WE will" another thought occured which he said aloud "Why is Bernedette letting him feed that thing all our stuff?"

"Pfft, She's probably asleep or something, the poor girl is going to be in for a nasty suprise when she finds out what's he's done" replied Thane.

Again Bartol returned and as feared, he carried the young gnome's body.

"GGGGUUUUUYYYS," he yelled. "BEEE READY."

"So what have you brought me?" the Rock asked.

"One of our member," Bartol answered tears streamed down his face.

"TTTTIIMMMMMMMAAAAYYYY," Bartol yelled the battle cry one last time. He hurled the gnome's form across the stream.

The Rock grabbed it and swallowed him whole.

"GGGGOooood," the Rock replied. "I am sated."

The others scurried passed. Erik dragged Ulfgar. Veridian carried the supplies. And Thane helped Elwood.

As they exited the carvern Thane told him "You get to tell his wizard parents why their son is dead and there is no body for them to bury."

"Hmm" thought Veridian, "no body indeed. It's clearly a creature of it's word, perhaps it might be willing to return at least the skeleton if we give it something in trade, give the body some peace. Well Bartol does have that horse he's so attached to...no, no sense in punishing the creature for something it had no part in. They'd probably find something suitable soon enough anyway."

After they had reached Bernedette and safety.

"You never leave one of your party behind," Erik fumed. "Bartol, I hope you aren't going to resist the beating you are about to receive."

Thane, Veridian, and Erik worked the barbarian over with the flats of their blades. The half-elf cried the whole time. The tears were lost on the elf, everyone knows children cry most often when they know they deserve the punishment they rare about to recieve, because then they can't get out of it.

Bernedette took no action to stop them, but her face was unreadable, Veridian couldn't tell how she felt about all that had just passed.

As he took watch that night the rogue's thoughts were heavy and muddled "Damn it, Timmay is dead, the body is gone, all the food is gone. This couldn't have come at a more inconvenient time. What am I going to do NOW!?!"
 
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Letter to family

Dearest Sister,

The past repeats so quickly among these short lifed ones, I almost feel trapped in the same sequence of events, ever running, never succeeding. I've no knowledge of how things took the course they did. She sees me crawl. I hate Her so. I hope you will not forget our agreement. Mercy is found at the tip of a sharpened shaft.

ever yours,
Veridian
 
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Down into The Final FOrge of FUry

There was only one option left to the party. The Dungeon Door. The door with Duergeddin's Mark. The door to untold treasures and monsters. But first, they had to be ready. So Thane and Bartol gathered supplies from the wilderness. Food, water, and wood. In the meantime, Ulfgar and Elwood regained their strength.

After all was in readiness, they again descended. Elwood decided to remain behind this time. He would guard the rear. The path was become well worn. The only thing that had changed was the fungi. They had started to invade the corpses of the gricks.

Veridian took possession of the key from Thane. He approached the door. Everyone else moved back. A perfect fit. The door swung open. The rogue in the lead. Followed closely by Ulfgar, Thane, Erik, Bartol, and Bernedette. They climbed a flight of stairs. And turned a corner. And into an octagonal room. Three large bronze dwarven statues occupied the room with 2 visible doors. Bernedette mumbled under her breath. Another door was revealed. She placed her hand against the stone. It was real and unmoving.

"If amateur hour is over," Veridian interjected. "I'll see about getting us in."

The rogue tried searching for traps on the statues first.

"Uh, the door is over there," Bernedette quipped.

The rogue found a mechanism to open the door. He turned and smiled to Bernedette. He then opened the door and entered. Another flight of stairs up and a door. Bartol pulled his hammer and spikes out. He spiked one of the doors in the octagonal room. BANNGGGG. Veridian opened the door at the top of the stairs.

"ljwohieroi," a voice cried out in a foreign tongue. "Hfoiaoerhnk, asdfhoaier"

"They think we are intruders," Veridian translated. "They are telling us to leave."

Ulfgar and Thane went inside. Veridian covered them from the doorway. Erik too.

Bernedette tried the other door in the octagonal room. Two of the statues released a trap. The caller was laid low. Bartol had to pour a potion down her throat to revive her.

"I'll not tell you again," the voice switched to accented Common. "Leave our home."

"This is the home of the dwarves," Ulfgar replied. He spied one of the inhabitants. A dark elf. He pulled his warhammer out.
 

Legacy of the Drow

"Retreat," Thane said as he backed away from the dark elf.

Veridian didn't. He fired an arrow into the elf's neck.The dark elf was dead. There would be no negotiations. The drow was not alone. Several twangs were heard. And Ulfgar fell over napping. The room also went dark. Bartol charged into the room. He grabbed Ulfgar and dragged him back to the stairs. Erik moved forward to cover Bartol's retreat. Neither of them could see well.

"It's a trap and you are in on it," Bernedette accused Veridian. She covered herself in magic.

Thane hurried back to Ulfgar. He started looking him over for any wounds. He discovered a poisoned bolt. Veridian crept forward into the room for cover. There were several columns to hide behind. A drow male captured Erik's attention. He fired a bolt at him from a hand crossbow. Two more fired at Veridian. After leaving Ulfgar to Thane's care, Bartol moved in the direction of the sounds of battle. He left the darkness, only to be attacked by a spiked chain. A female drow blocked his path. She became visible with the attack. Bartol swung wide. Erik moved closer and attacked the male. Bernedette moved to Bartol's aid. She tried to cast a spell from Timmay's repertoire. It failed against the drow, but slowed a large spider. Two spiders had joined the battle.

Thane's work would not rouse the dwarf, but it would prevent him from suffer any ill effects. Veridian fired at Erik's opponent. The drow female lashed at Bernedette bouncing off her magic. The drow continued to fire at the combatants. Veridian was struck again. And the spider bit him. Erik's opponent missed. Bartol split the female drow in two. He advanced to the next one. Erik fought and killed his drow. Bernedette moved to finish the frozen spider. She wounded it.

Thane summoned some magic and attacked Veridian's spider. Veridian moved aside and drank a potion. He vanished. The spider lunged for Thane. One drow attacked Bernedette and the other ran. Bernedette went down. Bartol swung at the drow near Bernedette. He got stuck instead. His Greatsword and his locking gauntlets worked against him. Erik pulled him free.

Thane splatted the spider with his cudgel. Veridian moved into position and fired into the web. It stopped the arrow. A door closed in the distance. The drow concentrated on the caller. He lifted his sword to end her life. Bartol raged. His Greatsword tore thru the web and the drow. Body parts fell on the caller. He finished his rage on the frozen spider. Erik moved to the doorway thru which the other drow had fled.

Battle was over for now. Bartol gave Bernedette another potion.

"What happened?" Bernedette asked. "Are we safe?"

"Not yet," Bartol answered. He stumbled back to the dwarf.
 
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Battle on two fronts

Ulfgar came around. He was eager to return to the action. Erik guarded the door the drow exited. Bernedette scanned the room. A throne occupied a dias. Graffiti covered the walls and the columns. Veridian searched and mutilated the bodies of the drow.There were 5 doors from which to choose. No one, but Ulfgar offered to follow the drow.

"Where to now?" Ulfgar asked.

One of the doors had some strange writing on it. No one could decipher it. This seemed the obvious choice. Ulfgar entered.

It was a shrine to the Dwarven gods. Three altars and a setting for pews were placed orderly about the room. Several piles of bones were also near the altars. Ulfgar approached the altar to Moradin. An evil presence stirred.

A hideous corpse rose to confront the cleric and two of the piles of bones animated behind him. Thane attacked the bones with his cudgel. Bartol also moved into the fray. The skeleton hit him as he charged. Bartol swung wide. His anger now controlling his actions. Bernedette joined them.

From the other room a cry was heard. "They're coming." Erik screamed. The sound of battle followed. Veridian went to help Erik.

"In the name of Moradin, Begone foul beasts." Ulfgar shouted. The unengaged skeleton crumpled. The corpse reached for Ulfgar.

Thane destroyed the skeleton. Bartol moved to Ulfgar's side. The very air was tainted around the corpse. Bartol's Greatsword bit deep into the flesh. Bernedette also closed with the corpse. Ulfgar used his warhammer. The corpse struck Bartol. Bartol felt his soul being sapped.

Thane moved to the door. Bartol decapitated the corpse and ran to the door. Bernedette and Ulfgar in hot pursuit.
 

TPK

The scene in the other room was not very promising. Erik was stuck in a net of webbing with a female drow. He still had the use of his arms. He had his bow drawn. One male drow lay dead at his feet. Veridian was in close quarters with another male. A dead male with an arrow in his heart lay nearby. A male covered in magic stood by the throne. And another male was heading for the door behind the throne.

Veridian looked injured. Thane moved closer into the room, but it would be a little longer before he could heal him. So he tossed some of his fire magic at the web holding Erik. Bartol charged upto and skewered the male with Veridian. Bernedette trailed behind. She launched a spell at the male mage. Nothing happened. Ulfgar in his heavy armored still hadn't entered the room.The male on the throne tossed a small bead of fire over Bartol's shoulder. It exploded in a great ball of flame. Bernedette went down. Veridian escaped untouched. Thane and Bartol rolled clear of most of the flames, but they were smoldering. One male vanished thru the door behind the throne.

Erik attacked the mage. Veridian fired at the now unstuck female. She collapsed. Thane healed Veridian. Bartol also charged the mage. Ulfgar roused Bernedette with his magic.The mage stepped back. He unrolled a scroll. Another ball of fire landed in the party. Veridian avoided it again. Thane and Ulfgar were both burned. Bernedette went down. From the door 3 more drow arrived. One wore heavy plate and carried a spider emblem on her shield. She struck Erik. Erik nearly lost consciousness. His wounds were catching up to him. The other two moved to attack Veridian. Veridian killed the one trying to circle behind him. A figure materialized behind Bartol and Erik. She had a double sword. Her movements were unreal. She took two swipes at Bartol and one at Erik. Luckily none penetrated.

Erik moved clear of the combat. He headed to Ulfgar and Thane's position. Veridian poked his opponent with Hoardmaster. The drow crumpled. Thane launched magic fire at the priestess. It ignited. Bartol positioned himself between the mage and the priestess. His swing bounced off the magic armor of the mage. Ulfgar bolstered his strength with Moradin's might. The drow mage moved away from Bartol. He launched another small bead of fire. Thane, Ulfgar, and Erik went down. The fast moving double sword-wielding female made short work of Bartol. One, two, three strikes and the barbarian was down. The priestess headed in Veridian's direction.

Veridian struck the priestess. A deadly jab to the neck. She collapsed.

"Let us talk," Veridian called. The male drow mage and the female warrior advanced.
 


The quality of mercy is not strained

One of the main tenents of the Drow is that while mercy is for the weak, humiliation has endless entertainment value.

So I stood there, as Hordemaster slid out of the heart of that priestess of the spider bitch, I realized that I was still outnumbered, 1.5 to 1. The wizard was firing a cross bow at me, pfft, have the drow been underground for so long that they abandoned the use of real bows? if he was resorting to a weapon he was out of spells that posed any threat to me. The woman on the other hand was another matter, she was more able in combat and probably stronger as well. He speed was enhanced with what I could only assume was magic. I had no way out but to parley, which meant death for the party, I may lie well, but I can't negotiate to save my life...or theirs for that matter.

"Do you wish to save your friends moon elf?" she asked me

"What did you have in mind?" I replied

"We will leave them alive, we will take their possessions and leave you yours, how you explain that to them is up to you."

Had I been a wiser man I would have realized then she knew her situation was almost as desperate as mine. I had a feeling the two of them were all that remained of their group. a thousand paths lay open to us had I chosen otherwise. well most of us anyway. The little fat human girl called Bernedette had her life in that book she carried. If I were to let them take it, I may as well let them slay her, and here is where the wisodm of the dark elves shown through, mercy only led me more death.

"Could you not spare the girl her book" I asked "I means the world to her"

The warrior looked at the remaining wizard who shook his head.

"If you wish to face me in combat you may yet win the day" she replied. I was not that big a fool.

I was much much bigger.

The party was almost dead, my back was to the wall, if I failed in my attempt we were dead.

I revealed to her exactly who she was dealing with. I could see the disgust covering the fear in her eyes. I told her "More of my kind are coming, when we find you we will rend the living flesh from your body and leave you screaming as we slowly devour a piece at a time.

The problem is that it's hard to scare someone holding a ver large double bladed weapon she knows how to use very well. Especially when she has only a few scratches on her. She was not afraid. (OC: if only someone had spent a hero point to make her fail that sense motive check she would have run).

"My first offer has expired elf, trying to bargain and threaten from the weaker position, tsk tsk, we will kill your party and let you be free. Or..."

"Yes?"
 

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