What A Woman's Got To Do: 3
Viewed from the outside, the castle was even more forbidding than it had been on the inside.
Perched on a high narrow span of rock that jutted out into the wind-whipped straight between the two islands of Shaer, Castle Dannockshire stood high, proud and arrogant, unfazed by the damage of time and sorcery. Even the collapse of one of the outer wings did nothing to diminish the impact of the castle's decaying splendour.
The Wavereaver swung wild at anchor, white-capped waves slapping her again and again where she waited. The longboat rolled through the swells to a half-collapsed jetty that clung to the foot of the cliff. A narrow path wound up from the jetty towards the castle high above.
It was raining.
"Bad weather. Everything bad happens during bad weather, ever notice that? Remember Chimney? Rained the whole time in Chimney."
Isaac grumbled as the longboat pulled gingerly in towards the jetty. He timed the rise and fall and leapt adroitly onto the wave-washed stone.
"And it was raining at Hudra Keffil, remember? I hate the rain."
Elena, Nevid and Etienne joined him. Kaley seemed to materialize next to Nevid and the couple watched as the others applied themselves to the problem of getting Arrafin from the boat to the jetty.
Arrafin's negligible weight made the operation easier than it might have been, and with the thin Naridic girl clinging to Isaac, the little group made their way to the path and began climbing.
And climbing.
The path lay slick and treacherous in the rain, constant rivulets brimming over the steps and rushing down the slope, slippery and disguising cracks and loose stones. After a few near-misses even Etienne crept cautiously upwards, one hand gripping the cliff face beside him and the other stretched out to catch himself before a fatal slip took him over the edge and down the dizzying fall into the storm-churned waters far below.
Isaac caught Arrafin for the third time. He sighed.
"You know, I could just carry you."
"No, no. I'm fine. Just. Tired."
"Tired? You've been in your cabin since yesterday afternoon."
"Studying. Spells. I've been studying -- whoops -- thanks -- spells."
"Well, try getting some sleep from time to time, girl."
"Yes. I'll try."
They continued scrambling upwards.
Elena watched Kaley drifting along with Nevid, showing no signs of discomfort or unease at their awkward climb. She barely seemed wet. Nor had she shown any sign of understanding where they were or that this entire effort was being undertaken for her benefit.
The Saijadani woman gritted her teeth and continued to climb, cursing under her breath.
Etienne was in the lead and so first to reach the courtyard of Castle Dannockshire. The gatehouse had long ago collapsed and so the group picked their way through rubble and piles of overgrown blocks, following their half-Kishak friend into the open flagstone expanse. To either side the curtain walls held back the worst of the storm's fury, and before them the shattered keep rose up, its windows blank and dead.
"Okay, we're here. Now what? Kaley?"
The Shaeric girl shook her head, her eyes locked on the keep's craggy battlements.
"No. Oh, no. He'll see me here. I've nowhere ta hide. He'll see me, he will. No."
Elena looked around at her friends.
"I missed the planning session, right? I mean, we didn't just climb three hundred miles straight up without a plan, did we?"
"We thought it a shame to waste such a nice day sitting inside, planning."
Elena cast a sour look over at Isaac.
"And we never actually follow through on any of the plans we do come up with, so why bother? Let's cut straight to the chaos, panic and death."
"I like it."
Elena was still nodding as she saw her friends' faces suddenly gape in astonishment. She turned and stepped back in alarm.
The courtyard, which only a second ago had been so empty, windswept, and cold, now whirled with colour and sunshine as dancing figures leapt and capered about, wild costumes festooned with feathers and plumes and high headdresses. Elena gaped at the hundreds of dancers and musicians, many so strangely proportioned she wondered if they were even human. Their shrill voices rang and echoed from the stones on all sides, and as their front ranks pushed forwards, the friends slowly withdrew.
"Holy crap," said Etienne, "These must be those Tarn folks. I hadn't thought there'd be so many of them."
"Now what do we do?"
Elena turned to Kaley, who was hiding behind Nevid. Nevid looked like he'd rather be hiding behind her.
"Nevid. Ask her what to do."
"What?"
"Kaley. Ask her what we need to do."
"Oh. Right."
The youth turned to Kaley and tried a smile. It didn't come out very well, but the Shaeric girl smiled back.
"Kaley."
"Yes, lad?"
"What do we do now? Do we talk to that King? You said there was King here?"
"Aye. Ugwyrdin. Ye may call for him, and he'll come."
"Ugwyrdin."
Elena, Arrafin, Isaac and Etienne all retreated from the massive figure that stepped forward. His shoulders were level with the top of Isaac's head, but his actual height was considerably more than this implied, for from the top of his head extended a breath-taking array of antlers, rising up another four or five feet above the giant's head.
He wore nothing at all, and as he smiled at Kaley, Elena was alarmed to see that his sudden arousal was as obvious as it was large.
"Arrafin, don't look."
"Oh, my God."
"What did I just say?"
A prancing creature came up in front of the great antlered man and bowed. It had taloned feet like a raptor, but was human from the waist up.
"Welcome, travellers, all of you remembered and one of you never released. Welcome to the Court of the King of the Tuthean Tarn, Lord of the Hyvar Peaks and Environs, Bound of Tugh Mac Kebar, Protector of the Rocks and the Waves, His Majesty King Ugwrydin. Please him, travellers and know his gracious generosity."
The King's rampant state had rendered both Elena and Arrafin speechless. Isaac tried to speak in a level tone.
"Is there any way he could put some royal pants on?"
The prancing creature laughed and bowed again.
"Come and dance. Dance with us."
Etienne broke in before Isaac could reply.
"We don't dance."
Isaac nodded emphatically.
"We never dance. So anyway, we want to, uh, do something with this girl here. Free her."
The King snorted and turned away, striding back into the midst of his wild followers. Elena exhaled at last.
The half-raptor fellow sneered at them.
"You have no manners, mortal fools. Why should we release yon child? She belongs to us, now and forever."
"Well, maybe we could do a deal or something. There must be something you want."
The creature smiled.
"You offer us a service? Let me bring our Queen forth."
And a woman joined them. Every bit as naked as Ugwyrdin, but rather than antlers she had the curled horns of a ram. She was slightly shorter than Isaac and walked with a torrid sway to her hips.
It was Isaac and Etienne's turn to be rendered speechless.
"A service? You will promise to undertake a service for us? We are the Tuthean Tarn and we adhere to all bargains made, all promises affirmed."
"Wait a minute."
Arrafin turned to her friends, saw Isaac and Etienne staring, and sighed. Nevid hadn't even so much as looked at their hosts yet. Arrafin turned back to the Queen.
"Could you people please put some pants on?"
Elena sniffed.
"I don't think pants are going to do the trick here."
The Queen chuckled and suddenly a fantastic gown erupted around her, flowers and feathers and jewels sparkling all around her. She gestured and a table appeared, set with overflowing dishes and brim-full goblets.
Nevid shook his head.
"Don't eat their food. Don't drink their wine. Nobody touch anything."
Cautiously, the group sat. The Queen turned her little-girl smile on Arrafin.
"Beloved."
"What? What?"
"You are she. Beloved of the Beauteous One. Will she come to us? Will she return?"
"Uh. I don't know. If she did, would you... help us?"
Alien eyes lit up with incandescent desire.
"We would do anything to bring her back. She is the Beauteous One."
"Mm."
Arrafin and her friends leaned together.
"What did that vampire bitch tell us to ask about? The Sleeping King?"
"She's not a bitch."
"Arrafin, focus. Yeah, Sleeping King. Okay. Is that a plan? Do we have a plan now?"
Elena straightened up.
"Uh. Queen. Your Majesty. Can you tell us about the Sleeping King?"
"Will you bring the Beauteous One back to us?"
"Sure, sure. What about this King guy? Why's he sleeping?"
"Agreed. I will tell you. The Sleeping King was betrayed by his daughter, Magreb, and is kept asleep by the singing of Barselid Hyvar."
"How long has this Barselid guy been singing?"
"Four thousand years."
"Huh." Elena considered. "How would we stop somebody from, uh, using the Sleeping King?"
For the first time, the Queen showed a trace of concern.
"Who? Who does this?"
"A sorcerer named Matai Shang."
The entire party shut down at that name, and the group found their table suddenly surrounded with angry faces.
"Shang."
"Hey, we don't like him, either."
"He hurt HER."
"Yeah."
The Queen studied them all, and then stood. The table disappeared.
"Go to Hyvar. He still waits within his castle near Farroway. Find the daughter, Magreb. Only she may finish her betrayal and slay her father."
"Okay. Find this Magreb girl, and bring her to the Sleeping King, and problem solved. Got it."
Isaac raised a hand.
"Where is the Sleeping King?"
"We have not seen him in four thousand years. He is in Shaer, but his location is no longer something we may know. It is against the rules."
The mention of rules attracted Arrafin's interest.
"The rules?"
"When Tugh Mac Kebar bound us to his oath, he laid down the rules by which we must operate."
Before Arrafin could launch into a detailed exploration of this tidbit, Elena gestured to Kaley.
"Uh, Your Majesty, we were hoping we could, uh, free this child. From you."
The Queen smiled. She laughed and danced in place for a while. Isaac and Etienne went back to gaping.
"Of course you may have her. But you must fulfill your promise to us. You must bring the Beauteous One here."
Before Arrafin could object, Elena nodded.
"No problem. You got it. And is that it? Is she free now?"
The Queen gestured and Kaley fell to her knees, shrieking and clutching at her head.
"One of you must be willing to sacrifice. One of you mortals must give up a portion of your soul for her sake. The balance must be restored."
The storm returned, wind and rain washing down on top of them all. Nevid knelt beside Kaley and looked up at the beautiful, hysterical Queen. He shouted through the howling storm.
"Me! I will sacrifice! I will do it!"
The Queen shrugged, and in that moment she and her entire court disappeared.
As did Kaley. Nevid pitched face-forward onto the flagstones. The others rushed to help. The young Saijadani got to his feet, dazed and reeling. He stared around at the others.
"She's inside me. Kaley. F**k, she's inside me. Like that damn Blood Mother."
Nevid twitched, groaned, and then seemed to collect himself. Without another word he turned back to the gatehouse and began picking his way back down the cliffside path.
Isaac sighed.
"I do not understand any of this."
He looked over at Arrafin, simmering with anger at Elena, and Elena, determinedly ignoring her friend's fury, and Etienne, who seemed lost, staring at the abandoned keep. The burly Saijadani stood next to his half-Kishak friend.
"It's a strange world, isn't it? All this suffering and anger."
"Huh? Oh, I was just thinking about that Queen. That was a great set on her, wasn't it?"