The jester approaches and laughs at the comical sight.
"Oh, how funny, a little child goblin thing is going to try and beat up a big mean human!"
"Unskilled victories are nothing to be ashamed of as long as they were victories... but the goblin king's zen is manifestly child-like and that is even a compliment, for all know that the child's innocence leads to a perfect zen state, oh yes, know all?"
"Insults to the funny little thing with the pointy hat."
"The pink elephants have decreed this match to take place at the savanna west of Blackrock Pass on the night of the frog."