I think this is relatively spoiler free, but just in case I will warn
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Ok, saw it last night and I have to say it met my expectations (which were admittedly low). So I wasn't disappointed, my wife enjoyed it, I endured her nightmares last night, she was happy, thus so was I.
They hit you over the head with the plot (literally) for the get go, no character backgrounds or setups, just jumps right into action and doesn't really slow down until 30 minutes into the movie. I think I could count on my fingers the number of lines anyone other than SLJ had in the movie.
Think Airport 77 and you will start to get an idea of how the story works, though Airport 77 had far more character development in it (and was a superior movie in my opinion).
If you go to see a campy B movie and set your expectations for good dialog and plot aside, it is a rather kick ass movie. The special effects were just ok, though the snake animations were rather well done, but the action is literally non-stop. There were two times where I laughed, and about a half dozen where I groaned at the stupidity of it (think of any typical B horror flick where you know whats going to happen next), and of course a few of the obvious scare scenes that had my wife yelping out loud.
Best part of the movie for me was when the credits rolled and they showed the music video. That was a pretty good music video.
The upside, I get to pick the next movie we go out to see
