Best Bad movies

Kastil said:
Ummm, I liked Big Trouble in Little China. I even tortured my husband with it the other day. It was a choice between that uncut and uninterrupted on one channel and The Princess Bride with commercials. Since I already tortured him with The Princess Bride, I went with the other.

Was Kurt Russell a dork in that film or what?

The directors comentary on the movie with KR, confirmed something I'd long suspected. The whole point of the movie was that Kurt WASN'T the hero, it was the "Sidekick". Kurt was the character there for comic relief.

BTW If showing those movies is your idea of torture, you definitely need to go back to sadist school...
 

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My favorite bad movies, or movies that are otherwise questionable in quality, are:

Big Trouble In Little China, since it's been talked about. I know that one of my brother's biggest complaints aobut it was John Carpenter's use of neon lights.

Freddy Got Fingered. I'm a sucker for Tom Green humor.

Bad Taste. The movie that perfected special effects, and I mean that with the most sincerest form of sarcasm.

Meet the Feebles. Essentially, it was like the Muppets on crack. This movie made me feel dirty after watching it. But for some odd reason, this movie also made me a Peter Jackson fan.

Jack Frost 2. The way he kills people is just so...pathetically humorous.

Terror Firmer. Possibly the best worst film ever made.
 

Well, I've always loved Krull, Flash Gordon, and Clash of the Titans. I used to watch them with my dad when I was little. Recently though, I've been digging through all my old 80's kid movies. I mean, I may have been 7-8 when they came out, but I remember loving them. The My Little Pony movie (the one with the gloop monsters, or whatever they were called) and the He-Man and She-Ra movie (was it Secret of the Sword?) were two I found. Oh man! I was laughing the whole way through! Sadly enough, I mentioned them at a party and everybody there wanted me to go home and get them. So there was a party full of 20-35 year olds watching My Little Pony. Cool in a cheesy way. BTW, love your name TracerBullet :D
 

pjchik said:
Well, I've always loved Krull, Flash Gordon, and Clash of the Titans.

I'm a huge fan of Krull and Flash Gordon. I watch both regularly.

I haven't seen Clash of the Titans in years, though...

... The My Little Pony movie (the one with the gloop monsters, or whatever they were called) and the He-Man and She-Ra movie (was it Secret of the Sword?) were two I found.

Ouch.

I saw Secret of the Sword when I was about six. For years, I remembered it as having been a fantastic movie.

I tracked down a copy when I was about nineteen or twenty, and a bunch of us watched it.

God, it was awful.

Fortunately, The Flight of Dragons is still a fantastic movie, nearly twenty years on.

-Hyp.
 

The best part was going to work the next day...I had a co-worker named Teela. She was named after the He-Man character. I was humming/singing the "I have the Power" theme song from the movie. I was the oldest person in my section and was trying to explain it to all these kids who didn't even remember the old show...much less the movie! Then they gave me this look, you know the look you give your parents when they're talking about something REALLY old? And now all these kids are all into all the old 80's stuff. Me and my friends just laugh at them.
By the way, did anyone else like Night of the Lepus? Or Rattlers? Once again, it was me watching with my dad. (Why is it me and my dad watch this stuff together?)
 

pjchik said:
She was named after the He-Man character.

Awesome!

I was the oldest person in my section and was trying to explain it to all these kids who didn't even remember the old show...much less the movie!

Reminds me of something really scary that happened to me a couple of years ago.

When I was in high school, our third form (uh... 8th grade?) Physics teacher taught us the Pac-Man Theory of Electrons. It's all about how electrons are Pac-Men who run around inside copper wires...

In 6th form (11th grade), a different Physics teacher explained to us that electrons aren't really Pac-Men.

But in 7th form, we had the original teacher again, and he told us not to pay any attention to the second teacher - electrons are Pac-Men, and he proceeded to use the Pac-Man Theory of Electrons to explain electromagnetism.

A couple of years later, I was teaching some 6th and 7th grade extension classes in physics, and naturally I used the Pac-Man theory to explain electricity. And it worked really well.

My mother teaches gifted preschool children, aged 2 to 4, and she occasionally teaches about electricity. She'd seen the classes I'd taken using tPMToE, and she tried it with her munchkins... but naturally, none of the 2-4 year olds had any clue what Pac-Man was.

But the scary thing was a couple of years ago, when she discovered that a couple of the parents of the 2-4 year olds didn't know what Pac-Man was.

How can someone old enough to have children not remember Pac-Man!?

-Hyp.
 

LOL! Exactly! How can these people not remember? Ahhh, Pac-Man...stealer of my allowance. I was in K-mart (erm, are we allowed to post store names?) At any rate, I was in a store after Christmas, looking for good mark downs. I was looking at lightsabers and a kid challenged me to a duel. (He made the whoosh noise and everything!) Well, couldn't turn down a lightsaber duel in the middle of an overcrowded discount store! His mom admonished me because I was old enough to know better. Whatever. After the duel was ended by parental authority, we started talking about He-Man. We're all discussing Skeletor and Castle Greyskull and whatnot. His mom pops back in and asks why I know so much about kid stuff. Okay, this kid looks to be about7-8 and his mom didn't look too old. I figure, maybe a few years older than me. How does she not remember He-Man? Or Thundercats? (Sad that I have to talk to a 7-8 year old about such things!!!) LOL BTW...I've never heard the Pac-Man theory before...sounds neat.
 


Bloodstone Mage said:
Jack Frost 2. The way he kills people is just so...pathetically humorous.

Wow...somebody who's acutally watched this movie...

I've never seen either of the Jack Frost movies, but I think the boxes for them are absolutely hilarious. If you ever need a good laugh while you're at the video store, just pick up the box to Jack Frost or Jack Frost 2 and read the back...

So funny...

"Jack was a normal guy, until he got into a car accident with a truck carrying freak-genetic material during a major snowstorm and turning into a killing machine..."

Or something like that...it's hilarious!

I remember the tagline...

"He's chillin'...and Killin'!"

hehehe...so cheesy.
 

Oh yeah...HUGE C&H fan. LOL...The day Watterson announced he was retiring the strip, my mom was acting all weird and sat me down, started patting my shoulder and stuff. Then she said "This is going to be hard, but you're old enough to know (dramatic pause) I was just freakin' out, I thought there was a death in the family! Then she slid the paper over. Still, it was sweet of her to know how much it meant to me....*sniff*
 

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