Best Bad movies

jdavis said:
I must admit that my favorite movie ever is Streets of Fire. My wife looked at me and said "what the hell is that crap" and left the room last time I watched it but I'm used to that kind of reaction. What can you say about a movie that mixes the 50's with the early 80's.

Wow, yes, I'd forgotten about that! A great terrible movie.

I was just thinking of the bad sword & sorcery films I like - Hawk the Slayer & Beastmaster are my favourites. Conan the Destroyer & Red Sonja get thumbs down because the original Conan movie was actually good. I guess Showgirls is the movie I'm actually ashamed to say I liked, it had strong echoes of the Golden Bough myth (the priest of Diana is an escaped slave who must kill his predecessor) which I think was deliberate.
 

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Richards said:
Mine is "Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster." The one where Godzilla uses his fire breath to jet propel himself (backwards no less!) through the air.
Don't forget the groovy opening song--"Save The Earth"!
 

First, my own guilty pleasure: the remake of The Avengers. I happen to believe that it's bad in precisely the same way that the original series was bad. Yet the original series is great. Uma in a catsuit! Fiennes and Thurman just don't have the same chemistry as McNee and Riggs, though (or really any chemistry at all).

Now, on to Mars Attacks!, and why it is not actually a bad film at all. Taken on its own, it's campy and cartoony and not all that great. But you have to place it within the film-history context...

It was released the same year as Independence Day, the most over-the-top, take-itself-too-seriously, beat-your-chest-and-be-proud-to-be-American, steal-from-every-film-in-the-genre, overrated hack-job in recent memory. Mars Attacks! is the antidote, the comedic yang to Independence Day's yin.

Plus, there's a corrollary to this relationship if you go a little further back, to 1964. Fail Safe, the deadly serious yet morally ineffective nuclear exchange tale, had its same-year antidote in the utterly brilliant Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

For more corrollary, consider that both Strangelove and Mars Attacks! feature a well-known actor in multiple roles; in both cases one of those roles was the President.
 

Hypersmurf said:
Yeah, but he (and Dale) took themselves a little too seriously.

Like I say, it's one of my favourite films ever. But Flash and Dale really come across at times as if they think they're in a different movie.

That's part of the genre. Its not really a mistake that the opening credits are done over pictures from the old comic strips. Flash and Dale are supposed to take themselves seriously, because the heroes in those sorts of 1930s style comic strips did. Ming, Voltan and Beren are supposed to be over the top, because those characters are supposed to be loud, and over the top. The film captured the genre it was going for perfectly.
 

Galeros said:
(Stops when he realzies that he is raving about how great a childrens anime show is.)

Don't stop. Digimon is one of my favourite TV shows ever. Although I shouldn't mention it because I haven't actually seen the movie... (sob sob)

Ah, what the heck. Digimon is to Pokemon as Neon Genesis Evangelion is to one of those gameshows where they build battling robots. Season 3 was inutterably cool.(Even after that 'accident' with the MST3K movie.) Season 4, which I'm watching now, is getting cool too (about time we had some psychodrama...). It's interesting; no matter how a season of Digimon starts off, by the halfway point you're seeing the characters completely differently as they battle their personal demons and win... or lose and start over.

Man, I love that show.

In the realm of actual movies, I must again confess my love to hate Mortal Kombat: Anihilation, which should admittedly be anihilated, but still occasionally screens at some hour past midnight where I can watch it suck all over again. And, of course, Army of Darkness and Mars Attacks are classics. Who couldn't like them? (Even though AoD wasn't a comic book adaptation...)
 

jdavis said:
Anaconda, come on it's got Ice Cube and a snake that breaks the laws of physics, how cool is that.
The Big Hit, It's easy to imagine that Mark Walberg wasn't actually acting. What a fun movie.
Anaconda also has Kari Wuhrer in it.
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The Big Hit is far from a bad movie, though, in my eyes - it's just too damn quirky and creative to be bad. That is one funny movie.
 


Dirigible said:
Anaconda also has Kari Wuhrer in it.

Hmmm, I thought that the only notable thing about Anaconda was that it was Jenifer Lopez, first big movie.

Mind you I lost much of my faith in the taste of the American public when that movie managed to be the #1 movie for TWO WHOLE WEEKS in a row.
 

Ummm, I liked Big Trouble in Little China. I even tortured my husband with it the other day. It was a choice between that uncut and uninterrupted on one channel and The Princess Bride with commercials. Since I already tortured him with The Princess Bride, I went with the other.

Was Kurt Russell a dork in that film or what?
 


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