best combat insult

[alsih2o]

not too long ago my normally staid and reserved(and a little dumb) sorc8/druid2 character was highly insulted by some baddies who had harmed his favorite barbarian, and in a fit of rage hollered at the fleeing baddies-

"your mother's (hum-didy-hum) smells like goblin offal!"
it was off the cuff, and i am still giggling about it...so...

i am wondering what your favorite combat insult was...(remember erics grandma now...)

(edit for clarity)

 

[Crothian]

In a past game the barbarian had a pretty good one. "You fight worse then our Bard!!" I was the bard and I was about as non combat oriented a character as you can get.

 

[Nightfall]

I think mine was the use of Pisceans, as they charged the party, the lead Piscean, a regular Black Piscean screamed "Die you god loving sons of carps!"

 

[Staffan]

"My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!"
"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
"Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish-kebab!"
"I hope you have a boat ready for quick escape!"
"My last fight ended with my hands covered in blood!"

 

[CRG]

If you ever played the old PC game Moria and tried to haggle....


"Your mother was a troll!"

 

[alsih2o]

also had a friend with a character ina superheroes game who would tell baddies in the midst of their ramblings "you are about as interesting as a vulcan punchline"

always made me laugh

 

[reiella]

"We're not as dumb as we look."

 

[SpuneDagr]

I was in an OA campaign where the characters were sort of a CIA/X-files unit of Rokugan. We answered directly to the emerald champion.
We were supposed to aprehend a bunch of terrorists holed up in a monastary.

My samurai busts in and screams, "Surrender now or I will be forced to take imperial action!"

He got his butt kicked.

 

[Umbran]

My favorite was always:

"Die, you son of a motherless goat!"

 

[Quickbeam]

"I've seen piles of dragon dung more threatening than you!"