D&D 5E (2014) Best disposal of body or item spell!

[Mishihari Lord]

Now I'm imagining a place deep in the Ethereal Plane littered with all of the secret chests lost since the spell was invented. That would be a fascinating place to loot if it could be found.

 

[AmerginLiath]

"A frightened old man in the tavern shoves an a copy of a map to the Ethereal Graveyard in your pouch right before being seized by a cabal of evil wizards. Given your debts to the king and the temptation of one last score before you retire, do you really want to let those creepy fellows in the robes get at the Artifacts of the Ages before you do?"