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Best Names ever given to PC's Weapons

In a truly memorable campaign, we had lots of named weapons.

Our paladin hailed from an arabic land and followed the god of death known as Zohar. His falchion was named the Bride of Dawn.
His battle cry: "Ware the Bride of Dawn, for the Black Camel of Zohar rides my blade!"

Another good friend of mine played Gravel, an earth genasi barbarian. He wielded a warhammer in two hands and spent many of his feats building up the sunder/improved sunder/great sunder chain. It got to the point that my character (the skilled rogue-type) stopped even trying to pick locks, instead passing the task to Gravel. One blow with his hammer is usually all it took to make holes in doors, walls, etc. At higher levels we relied upon his ability to smash through walls to make surprise attacks on a demon-infested citadel, creep into a heavily-guarded knightly complex (with a Silence spell), and many more uses. Eventually, he managed to use the hammer to destroy a massive planar gate to one of the nine hells, christening it Gatecrasher from that point on. During the last game of that campaign, we confronted the avatar of an evil god who had plagued our steps for seemingly the entire time. In the fight, Gatecrasher managed to sunder the avatar's weapon! So, Gatecrasher is one of my favorites because we can say "It broke a GOD's sword!"

My own character had an interesting attitude when we encountered NPC's who served causes related to stuffy Lawful types. We once spoke with a high-level Paladin who carried a sword named Sacrament and a shield named Testament. Once this information was made known, I jokingly placed my short sword on the table and introduced it as Gutslicer (as my character was fond of saying "I'll have your guts for garters, I will!").
 

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My very first character's namesake, Boris, was a stupid fighter with a sword named "Sofaslayer" That was his name as well: Mighty Boris, Sofaslayer.
 


here's some that i've handed out to my players in the past:

Oracle of Truth
Fate's Kiss
Final Arbiter
Forbidden Gift
Warforger
Hand of Fate
Heartsinger
Wasp
Bright Fang
Tooth of Tarpash (an ancient red dragon)
Thundering
Wind Slayer
Ocean's Sorrow
 

The cleric in one of my groups more recent campaigns had a wand of cure light wounds that was notorious for doing one point heals which was soon dubbed the "Wand of Stabilization" .

I should also mention the Sword of one of the guys I play with that posts here occasionally. The characters name is Borc and he calls his Vampiric sword "Soul Stealer" which everyone else refers to as "Kill Stealer". for reasons both self explanatory and too long to list here.
 
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Melincant

We had an Epic Campaign running for quite some time (since the 'Beta' for the Epic Rules hit the net shortly after 3E came out - similar to what is in the FRCS). One of our players bought a MW great sword at first level, and named it Melincant, and later had it enchanted. His character, Bullvie Benway, is a Barbarian/Fighter/Bloodhound. He travels with a Svifniblin Rogue, named Irwil, and a Drow Wizard, named Trebrun. (A human, A Drow, and a Svirfniblin walk in to a bar ...) Melincant is quite a legend (in our group atleast); it is something like a +7 Holy, DragonBane, Ghost touch, Keen Great Sword of Spell Storing and Speed (with Ethereal Jaunt 10 min/day). Bullvie is the type of character that will charge through several lines cavalry (heavy armor and lances) ...
 

My halfling rogue/holywarrior's crowbar was named Espius. The naming sequence went something like this (in our IRC game, the DM did all rolls in secret and described the outcomes to us [the players]):

* Gwiston names his Prybar "Ol' Faithful"
<The_Dm> Gwiston swings and marty dodges behind the same rock, it's a nice
large rock serving as a pretty good shield both ways
* Gwiston renames his Prybar "Stupid Piece of S***"

"Stupid Piece of S***" got shortened to S.P.S., which got phoneticized as "Espius", which was later engraved on that and and all subsequent crowbars. The final of which was an adamantine crowbar made for an emphasis in combat use.
 

We had one PC weilding a Two handed sword called: DeathSinger. They found it in the dungeon and picked it up. Didn't tell the rest of the party it was an ego weapon. We just thought it was a +3 sword. It eventually turned them into a vampire, but they didn't tell the party what had happened- especially my fighter. Now, my fighter was currently weilding BlackRazor (from White Plume Mountain) which is a version of Stormbringer. BlackRazor had been nothing but trouble for the party. In addition, my fighter was deathly afraid of level draining and vampires. I'd lost more levels than I had, and I was 12th level!

Finally the PC with DeathSinger confided in the cleric of the party, seeking some way of breaking the curse. The cleric prompty told my fighter what had happened and that I was adventuring with my hated foe. I turned around and said while waving BlackRazor - "You picked up a sword called DeathSinger. What the #@*% were you thinking. Who in their right mind would do that!!!"
 

Jevatma, the Dancer in Blood.

Jevatma was a single edged longsword +2 that on a critical hit would generate a rolling, spinning cloud of thick red vapor that would persist for 10 rounds. A thematized caster-level 1 Obscuring Mist, really. The person wielding Jevatma could see thru the cloud without penalty.
 

I was just browsing the website of a company called "Process Materials" and noticed that they offer the folllowing prodcuts/services. I thought any one of them would make a good spell, so I popped over here to post 'em and notcied this thread.

Somebody ought to do something with these:

Sputtering Targets
Plasma Spray
Wire Flame Spray
Bonding Service
Rotatable Targets
 
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