Best way to kill a dancing leprechaun?

[Henry]

...We don't know what to do! This guy kicks our asses everytime then just dances obnoxiously and taunts us as we roll up new characters. Help! ...Suggestions?

Step One: Get the players together and beat the living crap out of the DM for stealing the show.

Step Two: Ask the DM politely, while holding a baseball bat tip-down near his exposed knee, if he would like to run the combat again.

Always worked when my players used it on me.

 

[Ralts Bloodthorne]

Put as many ranks as you can in dancing, become a druid, polymorph into a high-charisma female leprechaun, and when he comes in, go toe-to-toe with him.
Since Disjunction doesn't work, dispel doesn't work, why bother. He's a LEPRECHAUN for Bane's sake, just run up and step on him! He's like 6" tall. Grab his little 1/4-staff between your thumb and forfinger, pick up up and put him inside a glass bottle, put a cork in it, and let him suffocate.
Or just Blade Barrier his little ass.

OK, he runs in dancing and swinging and taunting, right? Web him. Use bullrush, improved trip, mob him, overbear him, pummel him, grapple his ass, then pound his skull in with a sap. Use slow on him.

Personally, every time he showed up, my PC would grovel in fear, promise him gold, then when he killed the rest of the party, I'd sneak away with thier loot.

 

[Kibo]

Re: Re: Best way to kill a dancing leprechaun?

Step One: Get the players together and beat the living crap out of the DM for stealing the show.

Step Two: Ask the DM politely, while holding a baseball bat tip-down near his exposed knee, if he would like to run the combat again.

Always worked when my players used it on me.

What about if the DM in question is a master of Jeet Kun Do and the "sticky hands" style?

 

[Darkness]

Re: Re: Re: Best way to kill a dancing leprechaun?

What about if the DM in question is a master of Jeet Kun Do and the "sticky hands" style?

Hire ninjas to ambush him when he comes out of a game store, still distracted by the coolness of his latest purchase!

 

[drowdude]

A shotgun loaded up with lead-filled lucky charms?

 

[drowdude]

Re: Re: Re: Best way to kill a dancing leprechaun?

What about if the DM in question is a master of Jeet Kun Do and the "sticky hands" style?

Make sure you have studied your Wing-Chun my son

 

[DM with a vengence]

Small guys are bad at grapple checks.

Summon something with lots of attacks and improved grab and hold that sucker down and take his gold.

Slow dispels haste.

Hit him with as many "Save or die" spells as you can. Polymorphs, Hold Monsters, Finger of Death etc. Or just nickle and dime him to death with Magic Missiles. Don't use conventional attacks and spells.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Well, you could give him back his pot o' gold. Duh.

Or somehow make a rainbow appear that he would have to be at the end of.

Tell him to "kiss yer blarney stone"

Ask him what he wants and befriend him would be my approach, though.

Then, maybe slit his throat in his sleep. Don't let your DM know you're going to do this, though, as he sounds a bit power-mad, and he'll probably stop it with some illicit rules-tweak.

 

[Piratecat]

If you have enough time, you could infect him with a constitution-draining disease. After all, how hard could it be to kill a leperchaun?

 

[Spider_Jerusalem]

Build a portal into the centre of the sun.

Kick him into it.