Biggest baddest WHAT in the land?

[Nightfall]

Uhm I think we'll shy away from that one for now Zeld. No need to give these poor people an apoplexy attack.

 

[Holy Bovine]

A guy with a Board with a Big Rusty Nail in it.

Kang - "Look out he's got a board with a nail in it!"

Kotos - "Well, our plan to conquer earth is stopped but soon the humans will design a board so big with a nail so great that they will destroy themselves"

Both - "Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

 

[omedon]

A kobold that is so bada$$ that he has dragons and liches do his bidding.

 

[Darkness]

I'm surprised that nobody's mentioned the Tarrasque yet.

But I won't, either.

IMO, the baddest mutha of them all ought to be undead - a lich, most likely.

 

[rounser]

A gargantuan vampiric celestial dire flumph, with epic levels out the wazoo.

It could be worshipped by psionic zombie lizard man ice hockey players from outer space. They could ride the flumph, travelling through space and time together to ruin campaigns throughout all the universes, planes and dimensions.

It would be a beautiful thing.

 

[Darkness]

A gargantuan vampiric celestial dire flumph, with epic levels out the wazoo.

It could be worshipped by psionic zombie lizard man ice hockey players from outer space. They could ride the flumph, travelling through space and time together to ruin campaigns throughout all the universes, planes and dimensions.

It would be a beautiful thing.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

Err... I hardly dare ask, but are you currently high or something?

 

[Ziggy]

A vampiric, half-celestial, half-dragon Giant Space Hamster !

.Ziggy

 

[SableWyvern]

You did say biggest, so...

What about a hibernating dragon so large that it's back spines form a mountain range?

Or a zaratan large enough to be mistaken for a continent?

Or perhaps a variation of Jormundgor (sp?) the World Serpent?

Maybe an adventuring party of epic level titans, who collectively could take down near anything...

If you're really after largest, you'd have to convert Rolemaster's Clostoph - a creature that is a plane unto itself. OTOH, it doesn't actually walk the lands - just occasionally sticks one of its heads through a rift in the mortal plane.

 

[rounser]

If you're really after largest, you'd have to convert Rolemaster's Clostoph - a creature that is a plane unto itself. OTOH, it doesn't actually walk the lands - just occasionally sticks one of its heads through a rift in the mortal plane.

I wonder if it ever gets itchy with all that activity on it.

I know I would.

 

[Hand of Evil]

The PLAYERS.

Just by shear body count and tavern fights.