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[Buffy] Willow and Wesley... engaged!

Nightfall said:
Emma's hot but I'm still upset that Charisma married some hollywood twerp and Eliza off with some strange makeup man. But horror of horrors, the thing that still keeps me up at night (same way how the Hell J-lo and Ben Affleck) is WHY Prinze Jr?!! What the hell does Sarah see in that clown?!! I mean if she's going to hook up with someone, by god let it be with someone from a DECENT movie and/or movie career.

Dude, are you my boyfriend? 'Cause he rants about SMG & Prinze Jr. the exact same way. :D
 

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Read a story one time about some guy who had moved from Michigan to stake out his career in Hollywood and ended up with a job driving none other than SMG around in a golf cart to and from the sets.

Apparently, SMG grew very interested in him and they started dating, but said dude's stalky vengeance demon of an ex-girlfriend back home started working on him for real, yo. It destroyed the budding romance with SMG, obviously, and apparently dude left his manhood in Burbank, because he's back in Michigan and got back together with little Miss Cling-on, for all the dysfunction that came with...

Of course, it could be a total hoax, but if true, it proves a pet theory of mine that it's useless for one to pine for celebrity girlfriends if one isn't solid enough to close the deal.
 

Nightfall said:
No way?!! Jodie is gay!?! (not that I had a thing for her, but how come no one told me?!)

Because being openly gay kills your career. Ask Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Anne Heche, Ricky Martin and dozens of others.
 

Ashtal said:

Dude, are you my boyfriend? 'Cause he rants about SMG & Prinze Jr. the exact same way. :D
Hmm. I'd worry about your boyfriend's priority if I were you.

I also hope you are understanding if he suddenly calls out "Sarah!" or "Buffy!" in the middle of lovemaking, or suggest you dress up as a Vampire Slayer during Halloween. ;)
 

Ranger REG said:
I also hope you are understanding if he suddenly calls out "Sarah!" or "Buffy!" in the middle of lovemaking, or suggest you dress up as a Vampire Slayer during Halloween. ;)

Oh, I dunno... I mean it worked just fine for Spike and Harmony there for a while, right?
 


Jarval said:
I've always thought Amber Benson was the best looking member of the Buffy cast, but maybe that's just me. (Although Alyson runs a close second :))

No, Amber was quite the hottie. It's hard to watch Bufy reruns with her on -- makes me sad.

My fiancee and I talk about the tropical island we'll get one of these days, full of fruity drinks and well-oiled, uh, companions. Strangely, the cast of Buffy and Angel figure prominently in who'll be invited: Principal Wood, Gunn, Willow, Tara, and Fred. And don't forget Kaylee, may the show rest in peace.

Daniel
 


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