Sacrosanct
Legend
Clearly this is a worse paladin. Obviously so, because he's not using GWM. What a gimp. Why would he ever use a shield? Offense DPR is always better. He deserves to die.

Yep. There's the "How to make a paladin better" thread, and a few of use posted saying how we'd like to see some changes to divine smite, and Gladius jumped in all upset and said, "Wow, the vocal NERF DIVINE SMITE OMG minority pounced on this thread already. Surprise, surprise ..."
And when people didn't agree with him or his characterization of those of us who disagreed, I guess he felt the need to create this thread TO BE HEARD! Or something...
Dammit! I was saving that one for the Knight of the Flying Circus sub-class!I suppose I could make a worse one by using Find Steed to find two halves of a coconut.