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So if you put a hamburger patty on another form of carbohydrate, does that count as a burger? If you put it in a pitta on or on a pizza? On a naan or in an English muffin? How about a breakfast muffin? Soda cracker? Ritz cracker? Saltine? Chocolate digestive? Inquiring minds want to know.
 

I'm only one American and based on the sandwich alignment chart that floated around a few years ago I am a radical but
Yes
No*
Yes
Yes
Yes
No**
No**
No**
No**

*If the pizzas were roughly the size of the burger and there were two, yes
**I would accept calling them sliders though
 

So if you put a hamburger patty on another form of carbohydrate, does that count as a burger? If you put it in a pitta on or on a pizza? On a naan or in an English muffin? How about a breakfast muffin? Soda cracker? Ritz cracker? Saltine? Chocolate digestive? Inquiring minds want to know.

A Burger is ground beef, formed into a patty, grilled, and served on a bun. Variations of two steps are allowed before it becomes Not A Burger.

So a grilled ground beef patty can be put on a pita, a muffin, or a chocolate digestive and still be called a burger. A fried mushroom patty on a bun can be a burger. A grilled ground chicken patty on Texas toast is a burger. But a piece of fried chicken on a bun is a chicken sandwich because it is not ground, not a patty, and not grilled. Beef that is shaved or sliced and put on bread is a beef sandwich (and may be an Italian Beef, a Philly cheesesteak, a hoagie, etc.) because it is not ground, not a patty, and not on a bun.

YMMV.
 

So if you put a hamburger patty on another form of carbohydrate, does that count as a burger? If you put it in a pitta on or on a pizza? On a naan or in an English muffin? How about a breakfast muffin? Soda cracker? Ritz cracker? Saltine? Chocolate digestive? Inquiring minds want to know.

Here you can get the following burgers.

Beef
Chicken
Pork
Pulled Pork
Venison
Lamb
Falafel
Vegetarian
Vegan

Theres probably more. Might need to look hard though.
 

So if you put a hamburger patty on another form of carbohydrate, does that count as a burger? If you put it in a pitta on or on a pizza? On a naan or in an English muffin? How about a breakfast muffin? Soda cracker? Ritz cracker? Saltine? Chocolate digestive? Inquiring minds want to know.
NO!!!

And it has to be on a bun, and you have to be able to eat it with your hands. These are non-negotiable for me.
 

Here you can get the following burgers.

Beef
Chicken
Pork
Pulled Pork
Venison
Lamb
Falafel
Vegetarian
Vegan

Theres probably more. Might need to look hard though.
There’s burger joints & restaurants (usually diners & steakhouses) in the USA that serve burgers with alternative patties. Variants besides beef I’ve had:

Bison (buffalo)
Boar
Ostrich
Chicken
Turkey
Pork
Beef/pork blend
Venison
Mushroom cap
Mushroom/beef blend
Camel
Black Bean/Tofu* beef simulants

And those weren’t exhaustive of the options.



* unfortunately for me, while I liked the flavors of most of the beef simulants I’ve had, every one of them has triggered mild allergic reactions.🤷🏾‍♂️
 

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