Buy my book, get a free drink at Gen Con!

[BiggusGeekus]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5227565102

In an attempt to drum up some money for the ENnie awards, you can impersonate me at the ceremony. There is a statistical 40% chance that you'll be getting up and giving some kind of speech (no more than 2 minutes) in front of some of the biggest names in gaming! Along with this rare opportunity, you get a copy of Murchad's Legacy Campaign Setting and a free drink! All proceeds go to offset the cost of the ENnie awards.

Never before in the history of gaming has anyone been given the chance to get a d20 book while getting boozed up*and singing "Wonderwall" to Monte Cook in front of hundreds of people. Yes, you may get kicked out of the convention, but what a way to go!

As of this writing the current bid is $16.10. C'mon. If this isn't worth twenty bucks, what is?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5227565102

Happy gaming!

*local restrictions apply (which as fine print goes, isn't so bad)

 

[DaveMage]

Alas, no GenCon for me...else I'd bid....

 

[HellHound]

Awesome!

Once again... wishing I was allowed to bid!

 

[Frilf]

I'm confused. What's the gig again and how does one bid? Also, I thought we were supposed to be singing "Champagne Supernova", not "Wonderwall". Sheesh!

EDIT: This is my 700th post and I truly and sincerely apologize for the lack of quality and imagination. I also apologize for knowing the titles to *two* Oasis songs on the same day. I understand that management has been notified and my pink slip is on the way. You've all been very kind and patient with me. Thank you.

 

[BiggusGeekus]

I'm confused. What's the gig again and how does one bid?

You bid on ebay. The links are in the first post. Hurry! You don't have much time!

You then go to Gen Con and go to the ENnie awards where you will pretend to be me. How good a job of pretending you do is up to you. If our product wins the award, you get to give an acceptance speech. At some point during the ceremony, you will claim your free drink and book.

Dextra and Hellhound can give you more details should you win.

Also, I thought we were supposed to be singing "Champagne Supernova", not "Wonderwall". Sheesh!

There's a difference?

 

[Frilf]

I have bid. Thanks!

 

[BiggusGeekus]

I have bid. Thanks!

GREAT!!!!

We're up to $20.57 folks!

Just $14,979.43 more and we can get the Solid Gold Dancers to perform at the ceremony!

 

[Frilf]

But would they dance to Oasis songs? And would anybody care what was said with those hotties gyrating in the background?

 

[HellHound]

Remember when solid gold last aired.

Now think about those hotties... TWENTY YEARS later.

Sure, they will still distract everyone, but it probably won't be the hotness. At least, not for all of them.

 

[Frilf]

Remember when solid gold last aired.

Now think about those hotties... TWENTY YEARS later.

Sure, they will still distract everyone, but it probably won't be the hotness. At least, not for all of them.

LOL! Got me there!