Calculating saves

[Ferret]

He's name roughly means Dragons poopey(malfoy= mistake)

 

[Krishnath]

Poor bastard. Named after one of the most vile substances in existance. And it stinks too!

 

[Wolf72]

No, I really am a dragon, scales, lair, hoard, and everything.

I'm also known as draco, and no, I'm not the same as the one in that dragonheart movie...

is this you? ... http://www.wired.com/animation/collection/dan_hess/i_eat_people/

and how do you type on the keyboard with such long claws (heck, having paws instead of hands is a pain ... let me tell you *wolf rambles on*)

do you just enthrall or charm some poor goblin to do your little work?

 

[Krishnath]

wolf: No it is not me. As I said, in my current incarnation, I'm a Jeweled Dragon. And I do not need to type with claws, I do know Polymorph Self And another thing, I rarely eat people, sleeper agents and phyrexian gremlins are a whole different ballgame

 

[Wolf72]

hmph! I was gonna ask for an autograph too ...

oh, great now I have to try to get to sleep with that tune in my head! ... *wolf sings* I eat people, like every monster should

 

[Krishnath]

That's easy, just sing the following for about half an hour:

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile, Lost it's wheel,
The joker got away...



Later,

 

[Wolf72]

ARGH!!!!!

That's easy, just sing the following for about half an hour:

Jingle Bells, Batman Smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The Batmobile, Lost it's wheel,
The joker got away...



Later,

I HATE YOU!!!!

*must clear mind ... must clear mind ...*

 

[Ferret]

I like you,
You LIKE me,
let's make....

That was barney folks, move along.

 

[Trine]

I like you,
You LIKE me,
let's make....

That was barney folks, move along

That was evil... Excuse me while I stab my brain with a q-tip to get that out of my head now.

 

[Wolf72]

That was evil... Excuse me while I stab my brain with a q-tip to get that out of my head now.

*wolf uses his vast (all dealing with food, sleep and pain) mental powers* ... no, friend stab his brain!

All I have to say about your Barney song is: Charles Barkley!