Jabba Von Hutt
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If a wizard with mirror images gets stuck in hand to hand. Would his images grant him a flanking bonus?
Ki Ryn said:Long answer: Yes, if you can fast talk your DM or whine enough.
Schmuck [General]
You are a pitiful gamer.
Benefit: You wine, complain, gripe, and throw temper tantrums more than most human beings.
Normal: Without this feat, a character might actually be called “human”, as they are somewhat tolerable.
Special: This feat doesn’t do anything on it’s own, but it is necessary to access many other feats for ruthless gamers.
Shameless [General]
You have no self respect.
Benefit: By having all sense of shame removed from your psyche, there is little that you won’t do to get what you want.
Normal: Most DM’s wouldn’t give you the time of day, no matter what you offer, even if you offered a crap-load of money, you’re that pitiful.
Special: This feat doesn’t actually grant anything, though it does keep you from killing yourself due to shame because of your actions.
Get Whatever You Want [General]
You can get whatever you want from your DM with little fuss.
Prerequisites: Cha 8+, Schmuck, Shameless.
Benefit: You are a shameless schmuck. You know this. Everyone knows this. You don’t care. By sleeping with the DM, you can get just about anything you want, such as a Wish spell granting you a +1 increase to your base attack bonus or another feat. Whenever you use this feat, you must make a Charisma check. The check is set by your DM.
Normal: Without this feat, you just wine, complain, gripe, and throw temper tantrums a lot and are simply begging to be buried alive.
Special: My god…you suck. A character with the Shameless feat gains a +2 competence bonus to all Get Whatever You Want checks.
kreynolds said:
Whatd'ya' think? Worthy of an offcial product? Perhaps The Quintessential Nightmare Gamer?![]()
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