Can Warforged get laid?
FireLance
Legend
I'm not going to answer this here. Ask it on CircvsMaximvs and I might.
DracoSuave
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DYrlt3CyaE"]DATA IS A DIRTY ANDROID[/ame]
Doug McCrae
Legend
I was playing a robot in a Rifts game and the GM said I could get attachments for that kind of thing.
It's an absolute serious question.
I want to introduce a Warforged as a romantic option for one of my characters. He wants to have an academic colleague who receives his reports on observations on biology in the outside world, and I want to make her into a romantic interest. I just want to see if bedroom options are possible.
And no, I do not intend to roleplay them out. At all.
I want to introduce a Warforged as a romantic option for one of my characters. He wants to have an academic colleague who receives his reports on observations on biology in the outside world, and I want to make her into a romantic interest. I just want to see if bedroom options are possible.
And no, I do not intend to roleplay them out. At all.
Bold or Stupid
First Post
Intercourse - NO. But they do like a nice polish.
Romance - Yes, they love long long converstions into the night, and walking while holding hands.
Romance - Yes, they love long long converstions into the night, and walking while holding hands.
"My question about robo hanky-panky is totally serious, dudes."
I love you guys.
I love you guys.
Ah what the hell, I'll just leave it a vague matter.
Me: "Fade to black."
Player 2: "Wait, what?"
Player 1: "That's totally hot."
Player 3: "How is that even possible?'
Player 1: "It's just hot."
Player 2: "Did they just have s... e... x?"
Me: "I dunno what do you think?"
Player 3: "But they can't reproduce!!!"
Me: "It's all in your imagination."
Player 2: "No."
Player 1: "YES."
Player 2: "NO."
Me: "Remember, D&D is about saying, 'Yes and...'"
Player 1: "YES."
Player 2: "And that totally does not make sense."
Me: "Does it have to?"
Player 2: "Explain it to me. Like you would to a child."
Me: "I don't have to. You're players use your imagination. What do you think?"
Player 3: "MAGIC!"
Player 1: "That's what she said."
Me: "Fade to black."
Player 2: "Wait, what?"
Player 1: "That's totally hot."
Player 3: "How is that even possible?'
Player 1: "It's just hot."
Player 2: "Did they just have s... e... x?"
Me: "I dunno what do you think?"
Player 3: "But they can't reproduce!!!"
Me: "It's all in your imagination."
Player 2: "No."
Player 1: "YES."
Player 2: "NO."
Me: "Remember, D&D is about saying, 'Yes and...'"
Player 1: "YES."
Player 2: "And that totally does not make sense."
Me: "Does it have to?"
Player 2: "Explain it to me. Like you would to a child."
Me: "I don't have to. You're players use your imagination. What do you think?"
Player 3: "MAGIC!"
Player 1: "That's what she said."
Ebylon
First Post
Warforged Resolve ensures that their stamina won't be a question. Then it's just a matter of getting a House Cannith tinkerer to craft a... component, and voila. You have Jude Law from A.I..
Well. A little chunkier.
Well. A little less handsome.
Well... just turn the lights off.
Well. A little chunkier.
Well. A little less handsome.
Well... just turn the lights off.
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