Canada declares war on Santa

[Zombie_Babies]

Actually it is Coca-cola Red and White, so Capitalist Red*. Also he is spying on people all year round, so clearly works for the NSA. Edward Snowdon leaked the information need I say more, Snow Don, the Don of Snow, clearly an alias pointing towards the true villain of all the spying.

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*Okay so technically this is just a myth.

I think he's a double. I mean, look at his policies! Distribution of toys! That's hardly capitalist. He tipped the Don of Snow off, man. It's all a work! A work I tell ya!