You think I'm listening to you and playing your silly game- I'm plotting your demise.  
Did you say that we are not fighting giant mice today?  
I would roll the death save, but my hands cannot reach that far.  
I can see the laser-pointer right there, just turn it on.  
Is this book important, I ate something not agreeing with me.  
Are those actually lead figures because we might have a problem.  
I killed the bad guy, can I get another plastic bag treasure.  
Why do I always have to play the cat-person.