Casting for a *good* Dungeons and Dragons movie

[Justin]

Eh leave the Succubus as home. Make her a Tielfling Psion.

Which Sting we talking here, the singer or the wrestler?

I hadn't even heard of a wrestler named Sting, not that I follow wrestling in the slightest, until I just looked him up in Wikipedia.

The singer, of course! I loved him as Feyd-Rautha.

 

[Nightfall]

Justin,

It's things like these that make me wish I didn't know so damn much. And no I do not approve of using Sting in ANYTHING. Bad enough his music ruined me for any good British singers.

If you want a singer, get someone with more cred, like Robert Plant or Rob Zombie.

 

[WayneLigon]

Fighter: Daniel Cudmore
Other Fighter: Diego Luna
Rogue: William Moseley (I'd think Shawn Ashmore would be good for this as well, but having two X-men alums might not be good)
Wizard: Gina Torres
Cleric: Steve Zahn
Ranger: Frances McDormand
Wizard's Mentor who sends them to recover X: Cate Blanchet
Old Man in Bar Who Imparts Wisdom: Robert Duvall

 

[Wolv0rine]

Well, any movie with Steve Zahn's a winner to begin with.

 

[Klaus]

Fighter - Gina Torres
Cleric - Morena Baccarin
Wizard - Monica Bellucci
Rogue - Salma Hayek

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

 

[Thornir Alekeg]

Fighter - Gina Torres
Cleric - Morena Baccarin
Wizard - Monica Bellucci
Rogue - Salma Hayek

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

Oh, yeah! And then we'll have to write in a fight scene in some mudpits.

 

[Klaus]

Oh, yeah! And then we'll have to write in a fight scene in some mudpits.

Mudpits are too concealing.

I'd rather have wrestling matches in glass rings full of surveillance equipment and a heating system.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

 

[BrooklynKnight]

A good cast for a Dungeons and Dragons movie:

Fighter: Michael Clarke Duncan
Cleric: Samuel L. Jackson (when he turns undead, they stay turned!)
Wizard: Morgan Freeman
Rogue: Denzel Washington

Villain: James Earl Jones

Director/Producter/Writer: Spike Lee



This would be awesome on so many levels.

How about something Racially Diverse? D&D shouldnt be something that would fit on the BET lineup...

 

[RichCsigs]

Cleric: Mr T

I pity da fool who don't pay his tithing!

Turn him? I'm gonna throw that zombie sucka hellava far!

 

[Ranger REG]

How about something Racially Diverse? D&D shouldnt be something that would fit on the BET lineup...

Why not? Friends did well with their all-white cast.

Don't worry, we'll have some white villains and mooks, like Clancy Brown, Christopher Walken, Duncan Regehr, Edward Norton, Donald Trump, etc.