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Checking in, calling out the rat
I am here, checked in, ready for the pictures.
Ready to get busy.
So, first round's a rat, eh?
I, of course, mean rat in the best possible sense of the word. Not the flea-bitten rodents that unleashed death throughout all of Europe. Not the giant mongrel rats that used to hang around my house in Indonesia and stare down the dog. Nor even the cute, fluffy, bite sized rats they have here in Canada.
No, I do not mean to imply you are any of those ratty types, those animals. Dirty, badly in need of a bath, badly in need of a hair cut, badly in need of other things that start with the word badly.
Nor do I point out all the sayings we have that characterize the rat. For example, 'like a rat from a sinking ship'. I believe that would degrade our competitive relationship before it even began.
No, no. Truly, sincerely, from the depths of my own ratty heart, I look forward to working together with you, Sniktch.
Just look into flea powder, alright?
PS: Several close, personal friends of mine are rat bastards. All in fun
I am here, checked in, ready for the pictures.
Ready to get busy.
So, first round's a rat, eh?
I, of course, mean rat in the best possible sense of the word. Not the flea-bitten rodents that unleashed death throughout all of Europe. Not the giant mongrel rats that used to hang around my house in Indonesia and stare down the dog. Nor even the cute, fluffy, bite sized rats they have here in Canada.
No, I do not mean to imply you are any of those ratty types, those animals. Dirty, badly in need of a bath, badly in need of a hair cut, badly in need of other things that start with the word badly.
Nor do I point out all the sayings we have that characterize the rat. For example, 'like a rat from a sinking ship'. I believe that would degrade our competitive relationship before it even began.
No, no. Truly, sincerely, from the depths of my own ratty heart, I look forward to working together with you, Sniktch.
Just look into flea powder, alright?
PS: Several close, personal friends of mine are rat bastards. All in fun
