Challenging my high-lvl group (NPCs and monsters; my players shouldn't read this!)

[Vargo]

Now why is everyone feeling sorry for Agar. I'm feeling sorry for the devil!

Man u imagin marrying an insane alienist the size of a errr.... You know... And each time u wanna have a quite night for the two of you, you first have to kick the misformed pseudonatural stirge out of your bed and god knows what else might wander or slip under the door in the middle of the night.

And now we aren't even getting started about agreeing on pets..... Or where the honeymoon is going to... or where ANY vacation is going too....

Ahhh.... I feel sorry for the lady!

I was going to make a comment about Japanese tentacle flicks, alienists, and demonic sexual habits, but somehow, I don't think Eric's grandmother would approve.

 

[The Forsaken One]

I was going to make a comment about Japanese tentacle flicks, alienists, and demonic sexual habits, but somehow, I don't think Eric's grandmother would approve.

you aren't the only one restraining himself

 

[demiurge1138]

Alright, so the delegate RBDMs have touched on the idea that the devil-bride might be an (unwitting tiefling?) ally of the Baatorians, who are trapped in the Far Realm. They also briefly touched on Agar's beetle paranoia, and how the bride could be a gelugon, to really tweak him.

Hmm...
Perhaps one of the nameless entities who has provided Agar with his eldritch secrets is a massive beetle-y Baatorian, and the marraige will help set him free. Because the devils are all about tradition, and he has to be their to walk his great-to-the-nth-granddaughter down the aisle.

Demiurge out.

 

[Dr. Confoundo]

I'm surprised that no one has suggested that the reason the Modrons were marching was to attend Agar's wedding.

"Bride's side or Groom's side?"

 

[Spatzimaus]

Well, I thought of that, but then it'd beg the question, why take the long way? Mechanus to Outlands is pretty much one hop, and there's no real reason they'd ALL need to go. Unless it's a giant marathon and Agar's wedding is the finish line... now THAT'd be a great way to end the campaign, with the Defenders being crushed beneath an endless wave of Modrons.

Anyway, now that the players have defeated the Ivory King, presumably this plotline has really kicked off, so we can just sit back and watch the ratbastardliness (a word I've now added to my dictionary).

 

[Dr. Confoundo]

Well, I thought of that, but then it'd beg the question, why take the long way?

They were taking the scenic route?

 

[Kugar]

They were taking the scenic route?

They had to pick up gifts?

 

[Piratecat]

With your inspiration, I think I have the Agar problem about solved. Would you rather wait to see what I'm doing, or know it now?

 

[Greybar]

basically you're asking if we can choose delayed gratification?
bwah hahaha... [choke]

oooh, you are a RBDM.

So hard to decide. I think I'll lean towards hearing the plan, particularly since I'm sure that all of the glistening evil bits won't be revealed through the storyhour in their full glory.

john

 

[Seule]

I think on the whole, I'd prefer to wait for the full details, but it's really up to you.


--Seule