Nah- you're a Tubby Transmuter, an Abjuror with Adipose, a dumpling-shaped Diviner, a noshing-prone Necromancer, a cookie-loving Conjuror, or Extra-size Evoker, you want this spell to magically shift those extra pounds away into a (Hot) pocket dimension for a little while.
I'll have Pate to start, then Steak with Animals with Peas, Maize and Moonbean salad. My friend here will have Lightning Marrow, the Halucinatory Terrine, and to follow a Wall of Scone with Cream and Magic Jam.