D&D 5E #ChangeALetterRuinASpell

[rgoodbb]

Slaw. Opponent is hampered by a pile of Cole slaw. Disadvantage on Dex saves, difficult terrain.


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SLOP: Similar effect to grease but more.........Sloppy

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Have you tired of the vicious mockery heaped upon you by the local skald? Not a fan of his clan? Take him down a few pegs with Horrid Kilting. His vanity will torture him.

Not enough? Follow up with Horrid Filking, and watch his career TRULY suffer!

 

[akr71]

Have you tired of the vicious mockery heaped upon you by the local skald? Not a fan of his clan? Take him down a few pegs with Horrid Kilting. His vanity will torture him.

Not enough? Follow up with Horrid Filking, and watch his career TRULY suffer!

Until he replies with Vicious Monkery and you have to fend off an angry, poo-flinging simian...

 

[akr71]

If your party needs to invoke to power of the clergy elite, ask your cleric to cast Beacon of Pope

 

[Lanefan]

Until he replies with Vicious Monkery and you have to fend off an angry, poo-flinging simian...

...or a band of summoned martial-artist troubadours...

 

[Lanefan]

Have you tired of the vicious mockery heaped upon you by the local skald? Not a fan of his clan? Take him down a few pegs with Horrid Kilting. His vanity will torture him.

Not enough? Follow up with Horrid Filking, and watch his career TRULY suffer!

Until he casts Show on you; the Bardic version of Slow where instead of slowing down for a while you stop dead for a longer while and perform some stand-up vaudeville...at which point he has you exactly where he wants you...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Until he replies with Vicious Monkery and you have to fend off an angry, poo-flinging simian...

SING IT!!!

Everybody was flung-poo fighting
Those apes were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

They were funky Monkey men from funky Monkeytown
They were pooping them up and they were pooping them down
It's an ancient Celestial art mastering flung-poo and fart
From a spray into a slip, and flinging from the hip

Everybody was flung-poo fighting
Those apes were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

Note: especially beware of those who have mastered Elemental Shart...

 

[Lanefan]

If your party needs to invoke to power of the clergy elite, ask your cleric to cast Beacon of Pope

And if the real elite isn't needed but you still gotta have something, there's always Deacon of Hope.

Or, if the answer to your problems is to simply hotbox the neighbourhood and get everyone stoned, try Beacon of Dope.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

And if the real elite isn't needed but you still gotta have something, there's always Deacon of Hope.

Or, if the answer to your problems is to simply hotbox the neighbourhood and get everyone stoned, try Beacon of Dope.

And Flesh to Stoned.