D&D 5E #ChangeALetterRuinASpell

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Wind Wank (one for the British there)
Wall of Thora's
Vampiric Couch

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Speak with Planks

 

[jayoungr]

Protection from Eval (in case of motorbike stunt rider attack)

Or it's what slack-off employees cast right before annual review time. Though, that actually makes it kind of useful!

 

[matskralc]

Ball of Fire sounds particularly...useful.

I would gladly spend a ninth level slot on Wash rather than do the dishes myself. And since I don't need Prestidigitation, it frees up cantrip slots that I can use for relaxing on my Chill Couch, impressing my literary friends with some Minor Allusions, and getting kicked out of hospitals after being caught using Scare the Dying.

 

[Beleriphon]

My contribution:

Alter Melf (highly specific)
Rid (from Aid)
Beacon of Dope
Blade Farrier
Chill Couch
Continual Blame
Arcane Sock
Feather Ball
Fire Dolt
Mass without Trace
Protection from Evil and Goop (ewwwww!)
Moodbeam
Mass Teal
Legend Bore
Manic Mouth
Sacred Blame
Scorching Rat

 

[77IM]

Tensor's Floating Di*K

can not unsee

 

[matskralc]

Some scholars think that Moses may have actually had access to a form of Sea Invisibility.

It is well known that you are wasting your time opening a pillow factory without Feather Fill in your spellbook.

Nobody will admit to it, but lots of Anonymous folks are familiar with Hax.

My cubicle neighbor currently has her phone set for Ringer of Death.

When I'm sitting at a traffic light and the girl in the lane next to me catches me singing along to a righteous jam on the radio, I like to toss a little Compelled Duet her way.

 

[matskralc]

Continual Blame

Oh, you don't need magic for that; it comes with the marriage license lol am i right fellas

 

[UngeheuerLich]

harm person
find the math
produce blame
fire weeds

 

[seebs]

Okay, it's not a single word, but I invented a spell once which, just by existing, retroactively ruined another spell:

Unsmelled Servant.