subtable I: random body parts
1 Arm
2 Leg
3 Hand
4 Foot
5 Eye
6 Head
7 Mouth
8 Penis
9 Vagina
10 Tentacle
11 Wings (fly at walking speed)
12 Rattle
13 Fangs (1d6 bite for a medium creature, scales with size)
14 Horns (stubby)
15 Hooves
16 Claws (1d6 per claw for a medium creature, scales with size)
17 Fins (give swim speed equal to walking speed)
18 Gills (breathe water)
19 Stinger (1d4 plus poison; damage scales with size; poison: Fort DC 10 +con bonus; initial and secondary damage 1d4 to a random attribute)
20 Tail
SUBTABLE II (CHAOS-GRANTED FEATS)
1 Improved Initiative
2 Quickdraw
3 Cleave
4 Mobility
5 Psionic Charge
6 Lethality
7 Improved Two-Weapon Fighting
8 Final Strike
9 Improved Bull Rush
10 Linguist
11 Up the Walls
12 Instant Stand
13 Death Blow
14 Expert Tactician
15 Craft Wondrous Item
16 Spell Penetration
17 Guard Your Flanks
18 Brutal Bludgeoning
19 Divine Cleansing
20 Fists of Iron
SUBTABLE III (CHAOS-AFFECTED SKILLS):
1 Hide
2 Move Silently
3 Spot
4 Listen
5 Search
6 Alchemy
7 Heal
8 Spellcraft
9 Knowledge (arcana)
10 " (religion)
11 " (politics)
12 Craft (all)
13 Bluff
14 Sense Motive
15 Wilderness Lore
16 Diplomacy
17 Perform (all)
18 Swim
19 Climb
20 Balance
21 Use Magic Device
22 Scry
23 Animal Empathy
24 Use Rope
SUBTABLE IV (SENSES) (Where applicable, enhanced senses give a +4 bonus on appropriate checks)
1 Vision
2 Hearing
3 Smell
4 Taste
5 Touch
6 Detect Poison
7 Detect thoughts
8 Scrying sense
9 Detect magic
10 Darksight
11 Lowlight vision
12 Detect psionics
13 Detect evil
14 Detect undead
15 Discern lies
16 Detect radiation
17 Detect good
18 Detect law
19 Detect chaos
20 Detect life
21 Detect disease
22 See invisible
23 Empathic sense
24 Far sight (x4)
SUBTABLE V (COLOR)
1 Red
2 Orange
3 Yellow
4 Green
5 Blue
6 Purple
7 Black
8 White
9 Grey
10 Brown
11 Gold
12 Silver
13 Pink
14 Striped (2 colors; reroll for each)
15 Polka dotted (roll for background and dot colors)
16 Spotted like a big cat (roll for background and spot colors)
SUBTABLE VI (CHAOS BABIES)
1 Slaad, red
2 ", green
3 ", blue
4 ", grey
5 ", death
6 Ethereal filcher
7 Fish
8 Six-legged cat
9 Chaos beast
10 Otyugh
11 Black pudding
12 Rust monster
13 Huge monstrous spider
14 Cloaker
15 Medusa
16 Aboleth
Whew... more to come... that's only 6 subtables of 25... ye gods, I wish I'd realized how much work this'd be before I started!
Yeah, that chaos curse really gets people good....