CHEESY D&D JOKE OF THE DAY

[Hand of Evil]

What kind of bread do Halflings make sandwiches with?
Shortbread.

 

[Rune]

What kind of bread do half-orcs make?

Inbred.

 

[Dioltach]

What kind of bread do dwarves make?

Bread? Hah! Real dwarves chew rocks!

 

[Rune]

How do you get a dwarf to stop drinking?






Seriously. I'd really like to know.

 

[MarkB]

How many flumphs does it take to refill an oil lamp?






Just one, but you have to squeeze it out really thoroughly.

 

[Rune]

What do you get when you cross a flumph with a party of murderhobos?




XP.

 

[Hand of Evil]

Why did the wood elf go to the therapist?


Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

 

[Hand of Evil]

What did the sea say to the elementist?


Nothing! It just waved!

 

[Hand of Evil]

Who is Seldarine favorite singer? (Forgotten Realms Elf pantheon)


Elf-is Presley!

 

[Rune]

What's the difference between a gray elf and a god?



One is better than you in every way and the other grants spells to clerics.