Hand of Evil Hero Epic Jan 23, 2015 #11 What kind of bread do Halflings make sandwiches with? Shortbread.
D Dioltach Legend Jan 23, 2015 #13 What kind of bread do dwarves make? Bread? Hah! Real dwarves chew rocks!
Rune Once A Fool Jan 23, 2015 #14 How do you get a dwarf to stop drinking? Seriously. I'd really like to know.
MarkB Legend Jan 23, 2015 #15 How many flumphs does it take to refill an oil lamp? Just one, but you have to squeeze it out really thoroughly.
How many flumphs does it take to refill an oil lamp? Just one, but you have to squeeze it out really thoroughly.
Rune Once A Fool Jan 23, 2015 #16 What do you get when you cross a flumph with a party of murderhobos? XP.
Hand of Evil Hero Epic Jan 23, 2015 #17 Why did the wood elf go to the therapist? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
Hand of Evil Hero Epic Jan 23, 2015 #18 What did the sea say to the elementist? Nothing! It just waved!
Hand of Evil Hero Epic Jan 23, 2015 #19 Who is Seldarine favorite singer? (Forgotten Realms Elf pantheon) Elf-is Presley!
Rune Once A Fool Jan 23, 2015 #20 What's the difference between a gray elf and a god? One is better than you in every way and the other grants spells to clerics.
What's the difference between a gray elf and a god? One is better than you in every way and the other grants spells to clerics.