Re: Re: Tom's Dwarven Barbarian for Mark's Game
buzz said:
I'm preparing a number of Dr. Seuss quips as we speak!
Is the poetic quantlet being proffered, my friend...?
Let's see...
buzz said:
Einarr Snorrason is short, shrewish, gaunt young man with dishwater blonde hair and pale skin. Not your typical viking. His nickname, Kleykir, implies that he is a person in trouble or suffering some sort of disgrace. What that disgrace or trouble may be is a mystery; all he will say is that his father died a long time ago and that he and his mother lived in a small jarldom of which you've probably never heard. He values his wits and a good shadow to hide in more than the axes and berserker rage so favored by his countrymen. Some say he's aided by darker arts as well...
Quote: "Who needs brawn, bluster, and a battleaxe when I have stealth, secrecy, and a stiletto at my disposal? Idiots..."
His dishwater hair cascaded on down,
To his shrewishly, gauntily Snorrason frown,
Young as he was, no plain Viking by far,
As he reached up for tankards of ale from the bar,
Way up high he did drink, on his tippiest toes,
And he toasted his daddy from way long ago,
All the Vikes in his jarldom (can't remember the name),
Weren't sure from whence Snorreson Shorteson came,
But he blusters quite well, and can spit out an curse,
So they'll follow him cause behind them would be worse...
