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D&D 4E Chuck Norris to be in the 4e Core Pantheon

Kae'Yoss

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Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

His followers, which can be from all classes, will have access to abilities like roundhouse kick in the face, counting to infinity twice, advancing to 31st level, getting all 20s during character generation, playing subraces with different stats, playing gnomes and bards, as well as playing any monster right out of the Monster Manual.
 

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Scribble

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Kae'Yoss said:
Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

His followers, which can be from all classes, will have access to abilities like roundhouse kick in the face, counting to infinity twice, advancing to 31st level, getting all 20s during character generation, playing subraces with different stats, playing gnomes and bards, as well as playing any monster right out of the Monster Manual.

And if you don't like it... Chuck will convince you. WITH HIS FISTS!
 


Kae'Yoss

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Chuck Norris can get more than +5 to his AC with Combat Expertise.
Chuck Norris can use power attack with two-handed light weapons.
Chuck Norris can store more than 10 characters in D&Di.
Chuck Norris can beat Pun-Pun without breaking a sweat.
Chuck Norris can literally break a sweat.
Chuck Norris can play a swordsage-like character with 4e core rules.
Chuck Norris can use the Full Attack option in 4e. It involves him attacking everything in the game world at once.
Chuck Norris is always rolls a natural 21 on the d20.
Chuck Norris can use 10d6 fireballs in 4e.
 
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Simplicity

Explorer
All paladins of Chuck Norris multiclass Ranger.

Chuck Norris' clerics can choose between the domains of Chewing Bubblegum and Kicking Ass.

Chuck Norris is the reason Ilmater suffers.

Once, Chuck Norris and Cthulu met. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Cthulu so hard that he popped out of the prime material plane. And that's how the Far Realm was created.
 


kmdietri

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Hmmm... well if that were true then I could say there was at least one thing I liked about 4th edition so far.... :-(
 


RigaMortus2

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Ya know, whenever I play WoW, people always make these Chuck Norris comments. So is this yet more proof that D&D is becoming more like WoW?
 


Doug McCrae

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RigaMortus2 said:
So is this yet more proof that D&D is becoming more like WoW?
Chuck Norris? Isn't he anime? I mean all that stuff he can do is pretty wild so that means it's anime. Thus it's proof that D&D is becoming more like an anime.
 

RigaMortus2

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Doug McCrae said:
Chuck Norris? Isn't he anime? I mean all that stuff he can do is pretty wild so that means it's anime. Thus it's proof that D&D is becoming more like an anime.

Depends if they draw him using sharp angles, with wide eyes, open mouth, and spikey blue hair.
 

Moon-Lancer

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Kae'Yoss said:
Due to popular interest, Chuck Norris will be among the Deities covered in the PHB. His portfolio will cover Awesome, and Roundhoutse Kicks in the Face.

His followers, which can be from all classes, will have access to abilities like roundhouse kick in the face, counting to infinity twice, advancing to 31st level, getting all 20s during character generation, playing subraces with different stats, playing gnomes and bards, as well as playing any monster right out of the Monster Manual.

does this mean the monk is in as well?
 

Vrecknidj

Explorer
[diversion]
You know, I wonder if Chuck Norris, you know, the guy, has friends who sometimes sit around and Google the poor guy's name and see all this really freakishly weird crap and wonder about it.
[/diversion]

Cool, I'm looking forward to playing a cleric/bard/monk half-gnome/half-halfling of Chuck Norris.

Dave
 


Remathilis

Legend
Nah, Chuck Norris has already won Fourth Edition, and has currently tied up Meals, Cordell and Collins in his basement making them work on Fifth Edition.

All those internet blogs? Chuck Norris.
 


Pygon

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Will the corresponding Chuck Norris Bear Trap be in the DMG? It gives a bonus to the Punch to the Face maneuver.
 


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