Pffft. If it bothers you, create an alt and become beloved at CM by poking fun at ENWorld posters and at mentally challenged people on self-help forums, and by answering trivia questions with witty references to OD&D and joining whatever the current clique is, then do the big reveal in a dramatic fashion after a couple of years by going out in flaming glory and threatening to bring the whole place down and ENWorld too while drugging your innocent loved ones and stalking ex-posters and current admins across cyberspace and lay all the blame on alcohol and ex-wives.
It's the CM way. And if anyone asks, you learned it from your years on NTL. That's the CM way too.