D&D 5E Collected D&D 5E Humor Thread (formerly - Leaked Info Video)

Mark CMG · Jan 13, 2012

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Halivar · Jan 13, 2012

I protest!

First, My Little Owlbear is not just for girls. Hasbro really struck gold here, and you'll find many "browlies" like me who enjoy them for superior animation and characterization.

Second, shouldn't a "halfhalfling" really be called a "quarterling"?

CleverNickName · Jan 13, 2012

Heh. Dill Puffer. :lol:

Aldarc · Jan 13, 2012

Halivar said:
Second, shouldn't a "halfhalfling" really be called a "quarterling"?

At that point, it's really best just to call them ankle-biters.

thedungeondelver · Jan 13, 2012

5th level esteelauder

Ahnehnois · Jan 13, 2012

Aldarc said:
At that point, it's really best just to call them ankle-biters.

You appear to be filling the new 'racist' role.

Aldarc · Jan 13, 2012

Ahnehnois said:
You appear to be filling the new 'racist' role.

It's more of a comment on how short a halfhalfling would be. But surely it's no worse than referring to them as being half of a ling.

OpsKT · Jan 13, 2012

Thank you. We need humor around this time.

Mark CMG · Jan 13, 2012

OpsKT said:
Thank you. We need humor around this time.

In the end, it's the humor that will unite us. Or in the darkness bind us. Six of one, etc.

I'm A Banana · Jan 13, 2012

You appear to be filling the new 'racist' role.

As long as he's not a Magic Racist. Going from the other preview documents, those things are going to be INSANELY over-powered. Scry-Buff-Hatecrime is the new stunlock.