D&D 5E Collected D&D 5E Humor Thread (formerly - Leaked Info Video)

[Mark CMG]

More humor, this time from the funny minds at the Blog of Holding - a random playtesting result generator -

http://blogofholding.com/5erandom.php


(I feel bad for the Paladin!)

 

[Aldarc]

Thanks for that. It gave me a good 10 minutes of laughter. Here's my favorite:

Just escaped Secret of the Slavers Stockade. My cleric just stopped a ritual run by several ogres who were all better role-players than the goddamn paladin.

 

[Stormonu]

Yeah, paladin seems to be the new failclass from Monte's comments. He keeps getting beat up.

Game night: Assault on the Aerie of the Slave Lords! My Jester from Dragon #60 slew a gelatinious cube with a critical hit but didn't bother to save the bloodied paladin.

 

[I'm A Banana]

Playtesting in The Temple of Elemental Evil. My dwarf just slew a bewildered unicorn who killed the bewildered paladin.

Paladin: "What?! You're a unicorn?! Why are you killing meeee?!"
Unicorn: "I DON'T KNOW?!"
Dwarf: "MAGIC RACIST ATTACK! MINORITY CREATURE CANNOT BE TOLERATED!"

 

[ericfell]

Hi! I'm Eric, the guy who made that video. The feedback I've gotten has been really great. I even got a tweet from Monte Cook. The whole time I was making the video all I could think was "Is anybody gonna get this?" Thanks so much for enjoying it. It really means a lot!

Eric

 

[Mark CMG]

So, there's conjecture that if a Chinese animation studio is involved from the start, to handle the artwork (and possibly animated work for a video game and/or the VTT) then maybe that's why its being called D&D Next Media Animation.



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