Complete Crothian thread (merged)

[Inconsequenti-AL]

I'm Crothian, and so's my wife.

 

[thalmin]

I guess expecting a straight answer is too much.

On April 1st? You gotta be kidding!

 

[sullivan]

...When they finally found ENWorld, they were delighted to find what they mistakenly presumed to be other awakened monkeys....

"Mistakenly"?

 

[thalmin]

Yes. Who has been awakened?
Ooook.

 

[Kanegrundar]

Crothian is the Alpha and the Omgea, the Yin and the Yang, and the great blob o' slime that keeps us safe from the poo-slinging monkeys.

Kane

 

[Frostmarrow]

I'm sick of Crothian. And I can't ignore him since he's a moderator. Oh well, I might just as well embrace Crothian and join his cult following:

Crothian is da man. The typist. The digit-diahorrea. With onions on top.

 

[Xath]

I'm just amazed Crothian hasn't posted on this thread yet.

 

[Krieg]

I'm Spartacus....err I mean Crothian.

damn

Hear, Hear!

Fixed it better.

 

[fett527]

All hail the Computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ghostwind]

Crothian is an A.I. (artificial intelligence) masquerading as a humble person who lives in the middle of nowhere (also known as Columbus, Ohio). He has no real job as most A.I.'s are prone to do, so he spends countless hours of the day and night looking to post in every single thread in existence on EN World. It should also be noted that he recently hacked into RPGNet's mainframe and now is expanding his post count there at an exponential rate. The only thing that is capable of ripping his attention away from posting at a near Trojan worm-like rate is the lure of a game of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Especially when Sarah Michelle Gellar shows up to play at his house...