Complete Crothian thread (merged)

[Crothian]

And why is my post count set to reflect how many more posts he/she/it has than me?

Tis I, Gentlegamer, and that is just a small little feature that is going to end at some point.

 

[Crothian]

Crothian is THE hivemind. He is the great arbiter and judge of all our pitiful existences. You WILL bow down to him, and you will be assimiliated. Hail Crothian! We are not worthy!

(oh, and if you didn't know I'm his unofficial high priest)

Very, unofficial. I don't recognize his existance.

And I'm not the Hivemind, that's everyone. Not limited to one person except Piratecat.

 

[Crothian]

Actually, he's just some dude in a duck costume.

Rabbit costume

 

[Crothian]

Well, he has a lot of posts. So just go read some of them, and you'll find out soon enough.

(HAHAHA! And then his nefarious mind control device will make you one of his followers!)

Rav

when it comes to posts, I got game

 

[Crothian]

Rookie mistake. Crothian isn't a person, it's an organization. Several years back, during the internet boom, an unscrupulous company decided to hire monkeys to click on banner ads at certain websites they managed, increasing the click-thru rate and boosting the profits from selling ad space.

Close, I actually started in the McCarthy era

 

[Crothian]

I guess expecting a straight answer is too much.

Only from them, I'm happy to explain who I am but frankly it is a little boring

 

[Crothian]

You're on the Internet expecting a straight answer? Oh my.

Crothian is the top dog. Numero uno honcho. The big cheese. With onions on top.

Morrus is top dog, not even I come anywhere close to him. Piratecat, Eric Noah, Darkness, Henry, and many others rank higher then I

 

[AGGEMAM]

Are you going to answer everyones posts here?

 

[Crothian]

I'm sick of Crothian. And I can't ignore him since he's a moderator. Oh well, I might just as well embrace Crothian and join his cult following:

Crothian is da man. The typist. The digit-diahorrea. With onions on top.

I can't be ignored? If that is true I'm going to have some fun knowing that

 

[Crothian]

I'm just amazed Crothian hasn't posted on this thread yet.

Crothian has a job and can never post to early in the morning because of it. And why Crothian is talking in the third person Crothian will never know......