Complete the Following Sentence

[mythusmage]

If it aint broke ...

... you haven't taken it off-road.

... the kids haven't gotten their hands on it.

... you haven't unpacked it yet.

... it's a rigged demo.

Now you get to finish the sentence.

 

[mojo1701]

This is from a very wise man:

"If it ain't broke, you're not trying."

 

[Sorrow The Man Bear]

"...get a bigger hammer." Not mine but a good one.

"...it's probably owned by a gnome."

 

[Crothian]

...fix it!!

 

[Tarrasque Wrangler]

...it's still under warranty.

 

[Acquana]

If it ain't broke ...

... then the trade-in value will still suck.

 

[megamania]

If it ain't broke....

...find an excuse ti improve it.

....it was not a 3.0 Ranger class.

....then it's too expensive for me to purchase.

 

[LightPhoenix]

...then it makes too much money, and needs to be robbed.

 

[Evilhalfling]

...then don't let the city slicker ride it.

... then its not a warhammer expansion book.

.... take it to the optimization boards.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

If it ain't broke, its not in College.