Congrats, hong. on your new contract

[Desdichado]

But I'd prefer to be paid for my work. I am a professional layabout, you know.

I've always been interested in that career; how does one go about breaking into the biz?

 

[barsoomcore]

what, you want to do that for free? where's the fun in that?

I've got a list. It starts with, "Watching hong beg and plead for his life," and it ends with, "Stomping your galoshes in gooey bits on the floor."

Alright, so I've spent some time thinking about this. What?

 

[Hand of Evil]

Hung Hong Fu Wee

 

[Algolei]

I've always been interested in that career; how does one go about breaking into the biz?

It can be tough to make it. You've gotta fall down in front of a lot of buses, but never give up your dream!