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Not Keanu! Please no. I'd managed to forget this. Couldn't we at least have gotten a blonde man with an english accent and a slightly darker mature personality?

Not that I hate Keanu, but he just doesn't fit the part.
 




...Keanu...

That's at least three counts against it right there...

No longer English, is our dear Mr. Constantine?

Sad, really.
 

I SO love hellblazer. Many years ago a friend of mine lend me about the first 50 or 100 numbers, and I fell in love with it.

Keanu "Woah" Reeves. Insane. Ludicrous.

Does he even smokes ? ? ? You KNOW that John has to be a smoker in the movie.

Damn. This is not funny.
 

The casting in this movie is definately ominous...

Every since Pulp Fiction, every time I saw Tim Roth in a movie I immediately thought "there's the guy for a John Constantine movie." How hard would it have been for Hollywood to make this connection? :\
 

Hell, the guy who played Spike on Buffy would have been great in the role. Hearing Keanu speak... Twitch. Twitch.

And yes, he smokes. But they're filtered.
 
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