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Coolest, most vile, and stupidest villians of all time.

Psychic Warrior said:
What is with Star Trek and Vulcan names beginning with 'S' or ending in 'ok'? See there's the next Vulcan character - Sok.

That was the original idea for name schemes among Vulcans, that usually the male starts with an 'S' and ends with a 'k' (Spock, Sarek, Sybok, Surak, etc.) and a female would always start with a 'T'', such as T'Pol, T'Pau, T'Pring, T'Les, etc. Of course, this isn't as much in practice (but the T' is quite popular, seeing as it's only females that utilize it).
 

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The coolest and also most sympathic for me is Thrawn, from Timothy Zahn's Star Wars books.
I really hated seeing (or: reading) him die...

For the other categories (or honorable mentions) I have nothing to add, except maybe Sheriff Buck in American Gothic for vilest ... Though I am not really sure that he can beat someone like Hannibal. :)
 

Dagger75 said:
Side note: Every time I see John Doe in this thread I think to the guy on the TV show of the same name. I'm like how can a guy who knows everything and helps people be a bad guy?

I briefly had a similar problem until I saw the source. I rather liked that show.

I thought of some good candidates for these positions.

A cool villain is Harrison from Orson Scott Card's Tales of Alvin Maker series. This guy gets a curse requiring him to tell a new person every day about his instigation of a massacre, and then he manages to get elected president. That takes some people skills.

One who's quite vile is Volrath from Magic: The Gathering. He took as a prisoner a pacifist named Karn who is roughly an animated statue. Karn is then placed in a room crowded with several of Volrath's lackeys, and the floor shifts wildly to the effect that Karn's weight crushes some of them.

I can't think of a good stupid villain.
 

Coolest - Londo Mollari. Best actor/character in B5, does everything out of the best of intentions, with the most horrifying of results. Knows and understands the horror of what he has brought about, but still can't change the outcome. Finally surrenders himself to become a monster in order to save his people, knowing it means ruling as a merciless despot and his death, but that it is the only hope for his people.

"I see millions of people crying out your name" - Elric the Technomage.
"My followers?" - Londo
"No, your victims" - Elric the Technomage.

Vader is of course a classic. Any villian who can make you say, "Man I kinda want to be him even though he's a badguy." is a classic.

Stupidest - The Ferengi. They were the first "villians" introduced in TNG and were supposed to be all evil and dangerous etc... I think it says a lot about the mentality of the TNG people that their first BBEGs were essentially merchants/capitalists.

- The Borg. They reminded me of refugees from the old live action SF kids show "Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future". All these wires and tubes and such poking out of them. You should have been able to cripple them with a set of wire cutters. They were slow stupid and illogical. They managed to create a high tech zombie basically that lacked any sense of menace.

Have to think for a while on vilest. Nobody truly vile springs immediately to mind.
 

Rackhir said:
All these wires and tubes and such poking out of them. You should have been able to cripple them with a set of wire cutters. They were slow stupid and illogical. They managed to create a high tech zombie basically that lacked any sense of menace.

It never was that they're so slow that they can't get you, but they're so strong that they don't need to chase you (you can't run, you can't hide). Also, the tube thing was removed later.
 

mojo1701 said:
It never was that they're so slow that they can't get you, but they're so strong that they don't need to chase you (you can't run, you can't hide). Also, the tube thing was removed later.

In one of the later "Hu" episodes where some borg were afflicted with individuality, they were moving and acting at normal human speed. How ever strong you may be it is still stupid to lumber about like an elderly arthritic man, if you can act faster.
 


Coolest : the mayor. "I just want to be a big snake'"

Vile: john doe is hard to beat, the most horri-fyin/ble movie. and one I will never see again.

Stupied: Skeltor? MumRah ? - Scrappy doo. definatly scrappy.
 

Rackhir, I beg to differ...

Rackhir said:
Coolest - Londo Mollari.
No argument that Londo/Peter Jurasik is the best character/actor on the show. But is he really accurately described as a villian? I think of him as a protagonist, not antagonist.
Stupidest - The Ferengi.
They don't work as villians. But once the writers found a way to utilize them, they're a great addition to the canon. Of course, it took the writers until DS9, when they began looking for other things to do with non-Federation cultures aside from demonizing/patronizing them
(TNG was great at that, "Oh look, the Klingons need help governing themselves again. What bother!").
- The Borg...snip...They managed to create a high tech zombie basically that lacked any sense of menace.
I think the Borg had plenty of menace up through "Best of Both Worlds". You didn't find the soulless machine voice issuing out of a viewscreen full of infinite-seeming girders menacing? Or first time a Borg drone manifested a force shield; the mindless inevitability of their non-tactics was a sight to behold ... for awhile (at least the Borg didn't look like rabid Erector sets like SG1's Replicators...)

The problem is the Borg became as ubiquitous as a Paris Hilton sex tape. And nowhere near as scary.
 

Mallus said:
Rackhir, I beg to differ...


No argument that Londo/Peter Jurasik is the best character/actor on the show. But is he really accurately described as a villian? I think of him as a protagonist, not antagonist.

Well I know from past threads that you and I simply don't see eye to eye on these sort of things. Being a protagonist or antagonist is fairly meaninless in a show like B5 with the same characters serving primary, secondary and supporting roles and completely irrelevant to if Londo is a villian or not. Since terms those simply refer to a story's focus on a character. Generally the hero is the protagonist and the villian the antagonist, but there is nothing about the definitions of the words that mandates it be that way.

He is not a traditional villian in the Darth Vader sense certainly. He is not doing evil simply because it IS evil like so many villians seem to. None of the "Bad Guys" in B5 really were, except perhaps the Drahk, but they were more for Crusade. B5 made you understand Londo, you knew he wasn't innately a bad person. However that didn't stop him from doing things with quite evil outcomes.

As to why he was a villian, well lets see, he made a deal with the shadows, knowing full well and was warned that someone offering what they were, couldn't be up to anything good. He used that bargain to enable the Centari to destroy and invade the Narn homeworld, reducing them ONCE MORE to slaves of the Centari. He clearly didn't like many of the policies that were being carried out, but he not only went along with them, he supported them to the best of his ability in most situations.

He was essentially someone who had joined the Nazi Party, who perhaps wasn't fond of Hitler and his racisim, but none the less carried out his orders. Someone who believed in Germany and wanted it to be great again and saw Hitler and the Nazis as the best way to accomplish that. You can be a nice guy who loves his family, children and puppies yet who perpetrates the most monsterous acts concievable.


Mallus said:
I think the Borg had plenty of menace up through "Best of Both Worlds". You didn't find the soulless machine voice issuing out of a viewscreen full of infinite-seeming girders menacing? Or first time a Borg drone manifested a force shield; the mindless inevitability of their non-tactics was a sight to behold ... for awhile (at least the Borg didn't look like rabid Erector sets like SG1's Replicators...)

The problem is the Borg became as ubiquitous as a Paris Hilton sex tape. And nowhere near as scary.

No I never found the borg menacing, scary or intimidating. Their idiotic appearence, sluggish response and essential invulnerability, put me more in mind of Jason in Friday the 13th CCXXII(an exercise in killing teenagers/redshirts by an invincible character), than anything to be afraid of. Rather than think of some way to actually make them scary or intimidating, like a poor DM with a favored NPC, they simply made the borg essentially invulnerable, railroading them to the pre-plotted conclusion where the Plot-tium bombs would finally defeat them.

Basically if the Borg were ever used with a sensible approach to how much power they were shown to have, they would have vaporized the enterprise in a second and simply brushed aside anything else thrown at them. Like the aformentioned NPC shrugging off attacks from the PCs. So the Borg were made stupid. That's not scary.
 

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