Coolest part of your homebrew?

[Mallus]

Since Tolkien intended Hobbits as an ode to English country folk, I make my halflings into a parody of American rednecks...snip...

That's simultaneously wrong, apt, and terrifically funny. Nice work! I particularly liked the line about their preachers saving them from 'sin and cheese-eating'.

 

[Evilhalfling]

The fact that the world was mundane, and levels limited to about 6th, 200 years before the first game was played. The magical world invaded, bringing with it demihumans, a FEW humanoids and monsters. The widely scattered entry sites are still infused with magic, and responsible for localized strange creatures.

That and the Royal Geograpic Society is trying to reclassify living creatures, abberations (solitary mutants), magical beasts (stable breeding populations), legacy monsters (those that arrived from another world in scattered locations 200 years earlier) and Outsiders - (including elementals)

Which allows rangers in the RGS to decide whose classifications are being used. (although in some cases subcatagories take presedence)

 

[barsoomcore]

The DINOSAURS.

No, wait, the PIRATES.

No, no, the NINJAS.

Hm. Well, I'd include the MONKEYS and the ROBOTS, but I think that really covers it.

 

[Clavis]

The DINOSAURS.

No, wait, the PIRATES.

No, no, the NINJAS.

Hm. Well, I'd include the MONKEYS and the ROBOTS, but I think that really covers it.

If I had a PC in your world, could he be a Robot Monkey Ninja Pirate riding a Dinosaur? If so, I NEED to game with you!

If all your kingdoms are ruled by insatiable lipstick Lesbian strippers (who nonetheless make exceptions for horny male adventurers), then I believe I've found gaming Nirvana!

 

[Pbartender]

The DINOSAURS.

No, wait, the PIRATES.

No, no, the NINJAS.

Hm. Well, I'd include the MONKEYS and the ROBOTS, but I think that really covers it.

Thats' why you need NINJA MONKEY PIRATES driving ROBOT DINOSAURS.

 

[Clavis]

That's simultaneously wrong, apt, and terrifically funny. Nice work! I particularly liked the line about their preachers saving them from 'sin and cheese-eating'.

Thank you!

 

[Clavis]

Oh my god! That's absolutely hilarious and awesome! Consider it yoinked.

Yoink As Thou Wilt!

 

[Piratecat]

The DINOSAURS.

No, wait, the PIRATES.

No, no, the NINJAS.

Hm. Well, I'd include the MONKEYS and the ROBOTS, but I think that really covers it.

I dunno. I prefer the lava.

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

Thats' why you need NINJA MONKEY PIRATES driving ROBOT DINOSAURS.

Best Setting Evar!

 

[The Grumpy Celt]

...I make my halflings into a parody of American rednecks..

I see you've been to one of my family reunions.