Countin Post Count

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

My post per day rate is at 7.45. Not bad...not bad at all. At that rate, it may be possible to threaten Crothian in a few more years.

 

[The Shaman]

Lessee, 176 posts...Crothian, I've got you in my sights now...

 

[Crothian]

I feel like the Waco Kid with all these people calling me out.....

 

[The Shaman]

I feel like the Waco Kid with all these people calling me out.....

Yeah, well, I'm more like Irving, the hundred-and-forty-second fastest gun in the west.

I think you can sleep soundly in my case, Kid Crothian.

 

[Crothian]

Yeah, well, I'm more like Irving, the hundred-and-forty-second fastest gun in the west.

I think you can sleep soundly in my case, Kid Crothian.

so, you're gunning for one forty-three?

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

Yeah, well, I'm more like Irving, the hundred-and-forty-second fastest gun in the west.

I think you can sleep soundly in my case, Kid Crothian.

Ahh, but if all us not-the-fastest-gun-in-the-Wests get together, we can beat Crothian through sheer attrition.

 

[Angcuru]

I feel like the Waco Kid with all these people calling me out.....

Waco Kid : Well, I used to be called...the Waco Kid.

Sheriff Bart: Sheet...you're pullin' my leg.

Waco Kid: Ooh lordy...ok then, see that chess piece? Put your hands around it, and don't let me snatch it.

Sheriff Bart: Alrighty then. Shoot. (claps hands over chess piece)

WC: (Pulls chess piece out of pocket) Lookin for this?

SB: Sheet...you are the kid...

WC: Yeah, see that hand? (Hold up unmoving left hand.)

SB: Steady as a rock.

WC: Yeah, but I shoot with this hand. (Holds up right hand spazzing like a coke addict.)



We got nothin' to worry about, boys. GIT 'IM!

 

[Crothian]

Don't challenge the master...it will only get you in trouble.

 

[DaveStebbins]

Woohoo! I'm in the top 600!

-Dave
doing the happy dance (and you're all glad you're not here to see it!)

 

[Crothian]

Snoopy Dance is so much better, it is my dance of choice......