Cows

[Angel Tarragon]

Dar capitalism: You have two ferrets. You name them kodo and podo.

 

[The_Warlock]

Baldur's Gate Capitalism: You have Two Cows. One cow kills the other cow, draining it of it's divine essence, becoming the one, true, Cow of Bhaal. It takes control of your party. You have nightmares about demonic ice cream.

 

[HeavenShallBurn]

Baldur's Gate Capitalism: You have Two Cows. One cow kills the other cow, draining it of it's divine essence, becoming the one, true, Cow of Bhaal. It takes control of your party. You have nightmares about demonic ice cream.

Bhaal the original Sacred Cow!!!

 

[jaerdaph]

FEMINISM You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf.
PACIFISM You have two cows. They stampede you.
NIHILISM You have two cows. You don't milk them because they're just going to die anyway.
CARTESIAN DUALISM You have two cows. Therefore you are.
VEGETARIANISM You have two cows. You compete with them for food.
ANIMAL RIGHTIST You invade someone's pasture and set his cows free. They wander onto the highway, many people and cows die. You feel proud.

 

[Tinker Gnome]

Galerosian Capitalism: You have two cows. You deep fry them and then eat them.

 

[Darkness]

EN World: There are two cows - politics and religion. If at least one of them is present, even as a joke, you moderate the post or close the thread.