Craziest builds?

[sukael]

What are the weirdest/craziest builds (finished or just ideas) that you've seen? This can be from power level, lack of power level, or just-plain-oddity.

For me, it's probably something I've been working on in my spare time:
[sblock=Triple-Caster]Wizard 1 (using the Precocious Apprentice feat)/bard 1/binder 1 (using the Improved Binding feat)/ur-priest 1/anima mage 4 (+4 wizard, +4 binder)/sublime chord 1/mystic theurge 9 (+9 sublime chord, +9 ur-priest)/anima mage 5 (+5 wizard, +5 binder)/scion of dantalion 5 (+5 binder).

Wizard 10
Binder 20
Sublime Chord 10
Ur-priest 10

Total level 28[/sblock]

 

[kenobi65]

I can't remember the exact build...but a while back, someone on the Living Greyhawk Yahoo Group posted a build that was perfectly legal in LG, a combination of base and Prestige classes that got you all the way to 16th level (retirement level in LG) while never getting a BAB....you were still BAB +0 at 16th. On the other hand, your base Will save was something like +22.

 

[Meloncov]

For power-level, it has to be the fourth level kobold with infinately high ability scores someone created.

 

[WarlockLord]

The Animator

Wizard 2 (Precocious Apprentice Feat)/Cleric 3 (Death&Deathbound domains)/True Necromancer 4/Pale Master 2

To continue advancement, keep going true necromancer. You defiitly need 2 practiced spellcaster feats (which you can get sometime during this build)

CL's (w/o PA): Wizard 6
Cleric 6

 

[Nyaricus]

For power-level, it has to be the fourth level kobold with infinately high ability scores someone created.

Pun-Pun man. No one is as broken as Pun-Pun.

 

[Aikuchi]

Pun-pun: I heartily concur!

 

[Nyaricus]

Pun-pun: I heartily concur!

And I'd heartily kick a player out my front door if he came to a game with THAT atrocity to common sense

 

[RisnDevil]

I only did a cursery glance at the Wizards boards, but can anyone link to me the actual build of Pun-Pun? I have heard him mentioned many times, but never actually seen the build.

 

[Aikuchi]

...but .. but common sense isn't common, its a feat

Hmm,
I made a Abjuration Specialist Kobold. I liked him
who could ride another PC character who was a Shugenja/Sorceror Shinonen Naga.

Or a
Shadowling thingie Wizard sitting the shaded branches of a Barbarian Treat, reading scrolls of the large leaves using the Treants movements and great soak factor

Perhaps
it was the little Gnome Cleric of the (lesser) deity of Virgin who had no followers in my friends campaign - wich on random die ended up with fantastic Charisma and Wisdom by coincidence.

I cannot discount my player who -
Started as a Dwarf Barbarian
Died and reincanated as a bear (3.0 rules)
Later to (post 3.5), go thru rituals to hain a "Tauric' (SS) template to return to his Dwarven Upper Half. he kinda liked being part bear.
So he became the first PLanar travelling Barbarian Dwar-bear.
Ironically when he rolled the character years ago before his reincarnation (which took place 2 years after conception) --- name was Poala.
He then got a fetish,
and would save up for other more monstrous physical alterations.
The Druid in the party was not entirely happy travelling with a self afflicted/obsessed aberration/oddity.

 

[ruleslawyer]

I only did a cursery glance at the Wizards boards, but can anyone link to me the actual build of Pun-Pun? I have heard him mentioned many times, but never actually seen the build.

http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=491801

To be precise, Pun-Pun is 5th level. For the most powerful being in the known universe, that's not bad.

For truly insane builds, I'd say we have:

1) Pun-Pun
2) The million-damage Hulking Hurler
3) The Cheater of Mystra
4) The King of Smack

Am I leaving any out?