Here is another example. Why are dragons not considered reptilian? They have scales, and lay eggs. How much of a difference is there between a wyvern and an awakened komodo dragon, really?
Some of them are straight-forward and relatively easy to categorize:
Construct: animated or constructed creature
Elemental: composed of one of the four elements
Fey: creature with supernatural abilities and connections to nature or some other force or place
Ooze: amorphous or mutable creature
Outsider: composed at least partially of the essence of another plane
Plant: vegetable creatures
Undead: once-living creatures animated by spiritual or supernatural forces
Then you get to various humanoids, and it isn't really clear what is a humanoid, a monstrous humanoid, or a giant.
Giant: humanoid-shaped creature of great strength, usually of at least Large size
Humanoid: two arms, two legs, and one head, or a human-like torso, arms, and a head
Monstrous Humanoid: similar to humanoids, but with monstrous or animalistc features
Would somebody like to explain what is so "animalistic" about derro? Why is a gnoll not "animalistic?" Why does an ogre qualify as a giant, but not a minotaur?
Then you get to beasties. It would seem the difference between animals and magical beasts is just intelligence. Vermin are invertibrates.
Animal: living, non-human creature, usually a vertebrate with no magical abilities and no innate capacity for language or culture
Magical Beasts: similar to animals but can have Intelligence scores higher than 2
Vermin: insects, arachnids, other arthropods, worms, and similar invertibrates
A roc counts as an animal, even though there is no way such a large avian could survive without magic. A Hellwasp swarm is a swarm of magical beasts, but giant insects are actually vermin. It is also unclear why darkmantles are magical beasts, but cloakers are aberrations.
Aberration: bizarre anatomy, strange abilities, an alien mindset, or any combination of the three
I would call a darkmantle's anatomy somewhat bizarre...
Suddenly, we come to the creature so important that it is in the title of the game.
Dragon: reptile-like creature, usually winged, with magical or unusual abilities
Dragons are not magical beasts, or reptilian. They include wyverns, even though wyverns are dumb as dirt. What really defines a dragon?
Anyway, I probably just have too much time on my hands...