I guess i got sorta lucky in the players biz. Although i did have my fair share of weirdos come to my table, but not as bad as some of you. And there is one person who is completely banned from my table, and trust me it takes ALOT for that to happen.
First player, was this homeless guy, nice guy, good gamer, but his life revolved around gaming, he even lived in his car. Some of my most rememberable gaming sessions was with him but was just too much into gaming. He was so much into gaming he would show up at my work place and talk to me about the game while i was at work. I wasnt sure if he was doing cause i felt sorry for him and gave him free food(Being a manager of a restaurant that i am) or he was just that obsessed. Last i heard he was in hawaii after diappearing for a couple months.
Second, this guy is actually banned from my table, and because of him, we have a new rule no Significant others to join the table unless everyone is agreed to it. He was a gay flamboyant gamer, who was living/dating my best friend since high school. Very first session he was playing a level 1 sorcerer, he charged a level 10 BBEG i called Mordred who was a gunslinger(I was reading Stephen Kings the Dark Tower at the time) Mordred shot him the round after he charged him and lay dying for most of the night, yelling out at dave(His b-f and my friend)"Sweety come heal me! Come one Sweety!" after that he demanded to be the center of attention, and when the game didnt focus on him he would pout like a little girl. I had to pull my friend off to the side, and explaing to him, that he couldnt always have things his way, and that he needed to tone things down a bit, cause other players were complaining about the whining, and the "Sweeties" all night. He that he stopped showing up after that(And wouldnt even talk to me, like i really cared), and my friend and him broke up. After that my friend said next time he meets someone like that to smack him around a bit to knock some sense into him.
And lastly,
One of my current players, he's a huge guy, with a beard who is a combination Snack Vacuum, wall flower gamer. He eats all the time while at the table, and will pick at his belly button while reading a book when we are in the middle of something else. One of my new players told me he didnt want to sit next to him cause he took off his shoes, and was picking at his feet, and was disgusted by it. Now his brother in law is also in my group, who tends to play cookie cutter characters(All drunks, and fighters, and likes to charge into combat at the first sign of trouble) These two while good friends, could constant burp and belch all night. We gotten to calling them Belch and Grunt, who's who we still havent figured out
Oh, now i remember. He wasnt a part of my gaming group but he was creepy. He wanted so badly to play DnD, he would come over and talk gaming for hours on end(Even when i was watching a movie or something) And me and my roommate try to avoid him when ever possible. He one time ate pizza that was in the fridge for like a week, and was old, and stale. He one time cornered my roommates sister to try and get her to play DnD with us. Luckily for us, his game never got started. Last i heard he got arrested for preaching on the street.
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