Jondor_Battlehammer
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What are you guys talking about?
Critical Hit on my heart
- Thread starter Eosin the Red
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Shadoe's Lady
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Jondor_Battlehammer said:What are you guys talking about?
Step 1. Go to front page (www.enworld.org)
Step 2. Go to "Community News" for Thursday
Step 3. Click on link
Step 4. ROTFL Till your belly hurts
Step 5. Endure odd looks from co-workers for remainder of day.
Hope that helps.
Mathew_Freeman
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WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Selganor
Adventurer
With the help of one other forum member of my home board... I present to you the COMPLETE lyrics:
Lyrics:
I was lost in the dungeons of love
in a cavern so cold and lonely
and I couldn't see the bright stars above
and I thought to myself if only
someone would appear that could take me from here
and dwell with me in a garden
this being alone is like the spell flesh to stone
and my skin is beginning to harden
and then you appeared with your composite bow
and said you'd liberate me from my shackles
and arched an arrow in view with the power of love
and hit a cold shot straight through at my cockles(?)
and rolled a
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
now just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you
like heironeus with his two handed sword
or drizzt do'urden when he fought all those drow at one time
you hit me with unstoppable force
and said a powerful spell on my mind
I picked up spell resistance from the enchanting school
so I could fend off all these magic pretenses
and though I always use it as a general rule
this time I'm lowering all my defenses
so roll a
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
you only rolled seventeen
but you got the improved critical feat
and I just know you're gonna confirm it
so just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you
you can analyze the dweomer
to find out what made me give my heart so soon
but I tell you if you'd only seen her
she's stronger than all the magic of Faerun
like a vorpal sword or hand of Vecna
or the greatest thing in your category
so why you're here why don't I just tell you
I'd toss my ring of three wishes if you'd give yourself to me
so roll a
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
you only rolled seventeen
but you got the improved critical feat
and I just know you're gonna confirm it
so just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you
The only thing I'm unsure is "cockles(?)"
What's that supposed to be ?
Or do you detect any other irregularities ? (Besides the composite bow, which must have been keen
)
Lyrics:
I was lost in the dungeons of love
in a cavern so cold and lonely
and I couldn't see the bright stars above
and I thought to myself if only
someone would appear that could take me from here
and dwell with me in a garden
this being alone is like the spell flesh to stone
and my skin is beginning to harden
and then you appeared with your composite bow
and said you'd liberate me from my shackles
and arched an arrow in view with the power of love
and hit a cold shot straight through at my cockles(?)
and rolled a
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
now just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you
like heironeus with his two handed sword
or drizzt do'urden when he fought all those drow at one time
you hit me with unstoppable force
and said a powerful spell on my mind
I picked up spell resistance from the enchanting school
so I could fend off all these magic pretenses
and though I always use it as a general rule
this time I'm lowering all my defenses
so roll a
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
you only rolled seventeen
but you got the improved critical feat
and I just know you're gonna confirm it
so just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you
you can analyze the dweomer
to find out what made me give my heart so soon
but I tell you if you'd only seen her
she's stronger than all the magic of Faerun
like a vorpal sword or hand of Vecna
or the greatest thing in your category
so why you're here why don't I just tell you
I'd toss my ring of three wishes if you'd give yourself to me
so roll a
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
critical hit on my heart
you only rolled seventeen
but you got the improved critical feat
and I just know you're gonna confirm it
so just roll maximum damage and I will belong to you
The only thing I'm unsure is "cockles(?)"
What's that supposed to be ?
Or do you detect any other irregularities ? (Besides the composite bow, which must have been keen
)Sagan Darkside
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Selganor said:
It is from an old expression: "cockles of the heart". It tends to be used as reference to the center of ones being or such.
SD
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